Simar

Another dumb dude trying to be cool but failing miserably

[Simar @simarxsingh]

Welcome to India, where jokes are a crime and crimes are a joke🤡

[Simar @simarxsingh]

Passive income? Bro I need massive income😩

[Simar @simarxsingh]

Me: never again
Also me: *agains*

[Simar @simarxsingh]

Just tryna find the yee to my haw but I keep finding the hell to my naw

[Simar @simarxsingh]

Beech beech mai calmness attacks aa jate hai, panic toh mai 4-5 saal se hu

[Simar @simarxsingh]

My conspiracy theory is HOJAYEGA

[Simar @simarxsingh]

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie

[Simar @simarxsingh]

Just wanna stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes

[Simar @simarxsingh]

Stepped out w my phone at 13% I never gave a fuck

[Simar @simarxsingh]

I can't believe that a kids' movie(Hotel Transylvania) said, " someday, someone will choose you and keep choosing you everyday"

[Simar @simarxsingh]

Listening to punjabi songs and vibing to punjabj songs are two very different things💁🏻‍♂️

[Simar @simarxsingh]

@momoneeshaa My life in a nutshell

[Simar @simarxsingh]

@hanaaya_ Nope, its not just you💁🏻‍♂️

[Simar @simarxsingh]

I think that celebrities dress weird cause they wanna show us that they can be cool even in those dumb outfits🤷🏻‍♂️

[Simar @simarxsingh]

@gwsaixa 🥺😭😂🤦🏻‍♂️😩

[Simar @simarxsingh]

@lolhahalmaorofl Woww😍

[caliphornia QING @caliphorniaqing]

I cannot believe he gave us ALL OF THAT while he was sick.

[d @wtvidcyo]

mental peace may come and go but anxiety is forever👌

[Simar @simarxsingh]

Congratulations bro❤
If you haven't seen it yet, go on YouTube rn and check it out y'all, its amazing😍

[Vulcan Music @vulcanmusic_]

#HaanKarde just completed 100k views on youtube❤️ . I can’t tell you how happy I am 🥺.Thank you for all your love and support❤️

[Simar @simarxsingh]

Unexpected pregnancy is the most frequently used plot twist, no cap