sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما)

@torontostar digital producer by day. terminally online wannabe youtuber/twitch streamer by night. pop culture enthusiast + queen of the universe. emo forever.

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

friends, i am finally making a little intro thread to pin at the top of my profile so that all the baskets i have my little gremlin hands in are in one place. for any newcomers, hi! i'm sima! i'm iranian-canadian and in my 20s (i think i'm a zillennial). she/her pronouns, please.

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

5sos on the nhl account ok sure

[NHL @NHL]

A @5SOS x NHL crossover is our current No.1 Obsession! 😉

They brought out some familiar mascots during their performances at @tdgarden and @PPGPaintsArena this past week! 🌟

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

@plaverty24 @sammisilber and singlehandedly almost dragging em to the playoffs should've won it for him. Of the finalists, IMO, only McDavid should be there. If other members of your team also have people voting them for the Hart then you're a proper TEAM and less likely to have a true MVP I feel like.

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

@plaverty24 @sammisilber I'm a Habs fan and I appreciate that she saw the value and Nick and think the pile on is ridiculous, but I do genuinely think imo it should have been Celebrini's. If it's about bringing the most value to your team, Celebrini having a hand in almost half of the Sharks' goals (1/2)

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

@sammisilber I'm sorry you're getting dogpiled for a totally reasonable opinion. These are inherently subjective votes, that's why so many people get to vote on them, and one first place vote should not be getting this many people bent out of shape. Thanks for appreciating Nick <3

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

CYLE LARIN TIE GAMEEEEE

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

@PWHL_Hamilton you guys may have stolen my goose but you are building a wagon and i'm impressed

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

the way twitter has been hiding so many messages from me hello tf i hate this damn app like why is my cousin in there and a bunch of people about my article omg

[Victoire de Montréal @PWHL_Montreal]

🐐

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

like im sick to my stomach they stole my family from their homes

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

@PWHL_Montreal like we are literally suffering from success this isn't fair

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

LIKE AT LEAST WITH GOSLING I CAN GO SEE HER PLAY IN HAM WHEN THE VICTOIRE'S IN TOWN SMH

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

pwhl vegas taking scams and erin i hope you know i'll hate you forever

[PWHL Las Vegas @pwhl_lasvegas]

✨ feeling golden ✨

2026 Olympic Gold Medalist and PWHL Walter Cup Champion Hayley Scamurra joins PWHL Las Vegas on a three-year Standard Player Agreement!

🗞️ https://t.co/Hq5OrjZ5V1

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

pwhl hamilton i hate you forever now sorry

[PWHL Hamilton @PWHL_Hamilton]

THE GOOSE TO STEELTOWN 🪿

2026 PWHL Walter Cup Champion and Rookie of the Year finalist defender Nicole Gosling signs a three-year Standard Player Agreement.

📰 https://t.co/dxiL9h8Dyd

[lesbian cale makar's pr manager @calesbians]

i dont think SOME of you realize that bringing up shane hollander every time the conversation is about nick suzuki is so diminishing and honestly a microaggression

[eliza ¹⁴ @suzukicult]

first meeting -> winning their first individual awards together

[sima ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (سيما) @simashakeri]

every time someone starts talking about shane hollander when actual human being nick suzuki accomplishes something a baby animal dies

[ava @teapottoffoIi]

for an unforgettable season, merci @CanadiensMTL

[someone @vautrys]

the timeline is being way too harsh on this habs team to my liking, most of these players have never played this many games in a single season, suzuki and slaf having over 110 games played this year including the olympics… carolina has been preparing for this for 7 years