i’m literally jussst a babygirl? ✨🇺🇸🌎🏈😇🏳️‍⚧️

#Woodstock2026 make love NATO war 🤧☮️✌️🕊️🎶🎼🍄🎵🥁🌍🌎🗺️ music has the POWER to CHANGE the UNIVERSE 🫪🤧🤓 parody law comedy series tht destroyed my brain

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facts yo

[i’m literally jussst a babygirl? ✨🇺🇸🌎🏈😇🏳️‍⚧️ @simbaTHEseries]

watching goldie hawn’s collection until i feel spiritually protected

[i’m literally jussst a babygirl? ✨🇺🇸🌎🏈😇🏳️‍⚧️ @simbaTHEseries]

the worst part about being a WFH employee is when you get a late night notification it probs means they fired you

[Tekee @Tekeee]

quit my job to live off my 15k in savings for the rest of my life

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honestly fam i feel like i have been coated crown to toe in this pool of satanism and it is so hard for me every single day

[i’m literally jussst a babygirl? ✨🇺🇸🌎🏈😇🏳️‍⚧️ @simbaTHEseries]

not to be dramatic or anything but i really need to be wrapped up in a lovers arm in a way that makes me feel like they’ve put me in a straightjacket

[i’m literally jussst a babygirl? ✨🇺🇸🌎🏈😇🏳️‍⚧️ @simbaTHEseries]

kinda crazy that the worst thing to happen in the entertainment industry in a long long long long time happened to me #ihatethegoddamnoccult #idkhowtotalktopplaboutthis

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today my manager and i had a meeting and she was basically like “hey if you don’t take this job more seriously do you want to be employed” and anyways #howyouremailfoundme

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i feel so harry potter #thegirlwholived i hope JK writes a book for me

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girl who forgot stitches on her head was not part of her head

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can’t sleep just write #hioomf

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@apricitymim thanks. gm to you too.

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good morning i just had a dream that i had sleepover with #oomf and woke up of course at like 4am but instead of laying in bed i just got up and started exploring but then i fell down the stairs then accidentally turned the tv on top volume and screamed and unplugged it then really loud pop music started blasting out of my ears and i woke everyone in her house up then the scene changed and i sent 20 dumb tweets moping around my house and then the scene changed and my windows were down on a highway and a skinhead on a motorcycle threw a stick threw my window trying to hit me then i woke up and posted this

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why would i transition pookie you should know deconstructive philosophy is my favorite

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sometimes i feel like i was grabbed by my arm and thrown into the middle of the occult after being slammed through the pavement by bowen yang like hulk

spiderman soul survivor

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[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

that’s all that matters

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if u need anything from me just go to @IamSandraOh’s tags. today is #nationalcomingoutday should be interesting

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i had a dream that kate hudson took toad venom on stage with olivia rodrogo and dominic fike with olivia’s dad at a music festival in the woods.

then i shouted from the audience “CAUSE this isn’t a cult or anything!”

and cray cray nicky was right next to me and pulled a shot of toad venom of her purse like NOTHING as sandman shrieked and wrapped her arms around nicky in TERROR!

then the dream cut to a new scene and i was trying to jump the fence in sandra bullock’s backyard after running away and hiding from alix cooper and riley gaines who were chasing me with a 12 gauge shotgun but i couldn’t jump because i would’ve fell in a baby in a sandbox right behind her then sandra came out and grabbed that baby by the arm over the fence like it was nothing and acted like she wanted to offer me sangria as I held the baby and i was like i could be dangerous yo why don’t u care that i’m in your backyard