Dear Twitter:
Before you say, “that doesn’t make sense”, please consider the remote but very real possibility that the message wasn’t meant for you.
Regards,
Own Lane.
I'm going to be that father who will third wheel on all my daughters first dates. If I like you I'm coming again for date number 2 but I will be sitting on another table. I will pay. I'm crazy like that. Mess around with my baby I will pop a cap in you.
“I am inclined to believe that even when you discard dirt or trash, you must discard it decently and orderly such that the discarding itself does not become indecent and disorderly”