The Detective🇰🇪

ICT Manager and Consultant - Software & Website Developer
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[xyztem ya Jabaz @2Rdevil]

Heri ni sahau kukula ,but this one Iko entrenched in my veins.
IPO SIKU

[The Kenyan Elder @KenyanElder]

I swear senetor Cheregei was not ready for this #DoseAfterDose

[The Detective🇰🇪 @simbajake788]

@astrol_info I have to make sure that nmefika gwa kairo niingie astrol

[The Detective🇰🇪 @simbajake788]

@KijanayaKabras It's true. Nmekatwa fuliza na sa hio Sina deni. Napata message ati has been deducted to repay your fuliza @Safaricom_Care

[The Detective🇰🇪 @simbajake788]

@marto254_ Calling all cabs Uber na amerequest faras or little cab...

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

CONFIRMED:Criminal Aaron Cherrywet of Sinandet tried to Bully Omwami Sifuna and Saw Fire, He was Cooked like Muthokoi.

[The Detective🇰🇪 @simbajake788]

@njanja_dennis Fungua DM chairman

[Danny Ryan @Jegscity]

@MoviesHub2025 https://t.co/Sx2LUCJp32

Ruthless name of movie

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Defund the Department of Education!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

This earth is HARD Omwami. A group of Buruburu youths planned a road trip to Hell’s Gate because apparently suffering at home wasn’t enough, they wanted to import more from Naivasha. In the middle of the squad was one yellow-yellow petite damsel, glowing like a Nivea billboard and confusing the entire boychild population.

Every man on that trip suddenly became an architect, presenting detailed blueprint manifestos on why he deserved access to the wet riparian land where the Great Bermuda Triangle is located. Boychild were lining up like passport renewal, each one pitching wandawea access ideas.

Everyone wanted selfies na kurombosewa. Even the quiet church boy was suddenly quoting romantic scriptures he didn’t know existed. Things were going well, music, kindukulu, vibes, akohoo,,, until the yellow yellow damsel drank like rent was chasing her and blacked out like KPLC had just done maintenance.

That’s when ONE curious boychild decided to extend his hand to check the temperature and humidity levels around the Bermuda Triangle,, maybe conduct a small feasibility study. My brother, that’s when the ground together with the ancestors betrayed him.

Before he could even shout “Jehovah!”, he touched something that touched him back, a fully matured gearbox a.k.a Makagare, BIGGER than his own hopes and dreams. Chesaa!!

That’s when the entire crew realized the truth. The “lady” they were kissing, the “madam” they were dancing with, the “damsel” they were planning to marry by force,, was actually a man built like a Chihuahua.

Walimwengu couldn't believe their eyes, even the birds at he'll gate stopped singing and only watched from a distance with their beaks wide open. Wonders shall never end, but the boychild’s dignity ended that day. Ogopa Kanairo!!!

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

We divided the Finance Bill 2024 into four bills, and passed them - Kimani Ichung’wah

[The Detective🇰🇪 @simbajake788]

@elonmusk Lack of enough money 😞

[NTSA KENYA @ntsa_kenya]

The stunt was reckless and extremely dangerous. Sudden braking, sharp turns, or acceleration can easily throw the passenger off balance, leading to a fatal fall.

While in the vehicle, passengers including the conductor must always use the seats and seatbelts for their safety.

The driver was arrested, presented in court and charged with various traffic offences. He was granted a cash bail of Ksh.100,000 or a court bond of Ksh. 300,000.

We sincerely thank the public for reporting the incident. #UsalamaBarabarani #NTSA

[Bro Cooked @bro_cooked]

Let him cook 💀😂

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Keep these videos we will need them tommorow!

[MEJE ✪ @callmeMEJE]

This is exactly what male friendship feels like 😂🔥

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

He couldn't hold it in

[kamo @kamogelx]

I admire people who can articulate themselves well, those who know how to speak clearly and get their points across in a structured way

Okay now teach me 🫵🏾

[Kgoshi Ya Lebowa @Mothematiks]

My continent is not for beginners 🤭😂

[Kerry 🇰🇪 @kerubo_hillary]

Not buying sugar again
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