Arzu Lalani

when life gives you nimboodas, dance 🍋 💃🏾

[Arzu Lalani @simbarzu]

All these old desi uncles with glasses and overbites and moustaches have no idea just how much I love them

[Arzu Lalani @simbarzu]

A pet’s love is just Stockholm syndrome

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Happy June 1st!

Mamma Mia (2008)

[Arzu Lalani @simbarzu]

Everyone born pre 1988 loves fruitcake
The rest of us are normal

[Arzu Lalani @simbarzu]

Genuinely allergic to bad attitudes they are indeed lethal

[Arzu Lalani @simbarzu]

Do dogs even fetch newspapers anymore

[Vivek Choudhary @ivivekch]

Nobody asked for Bollywood movie scenes in Ghibli style — but here they are.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[🛸 𝕳𝖆𝖗𝖛𝖊𝖞 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝕱𝖆𝖓 🏳️‍🌈 @Leftist_Tj420]

Logging on

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

:3

[Arzu Lalani @simbarzu]

A restaurant where you can order painkillers from the menu ™️
You heard it here first folks

[Arzu Lalani @simbarzu]

Kinda seems like midway through the match Tyson and Paul both thought to themselves whyyy tf are we doing this - because men

[Arzu Lalani @simbarzu]

Yes I’m a little mad at the world but then I just oversaw an old man watch a video of his friends and family singing him happy birthday and cut his cake and he proceeded to kiss his phone so now I’m back to loving everyone and everything

[Nazifaa Vasaya @nazifaavasaya]

@TheShadowsOOC We love Halloween 🦇🥀 https://t.co/3PBsP3wtKx

[Arzu Lalani @simbarzu]

Qui-gon *Djinn*

iykyk

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i feel like i would’ve crushed it in ancient greece….yayyyy buying olive oil yayyyy walking to the agora yayyyy sleeping with my hot neighbor because both our shithead husbands died at sea yayyyy pouring out wine for a goddess so she doesn’t turn me into a spider

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Which is your favorite blue?

[Arzu Lalani @simbarzu]

I wrote with an HB pencil today and it was wildly healing