Tushar Ramakrishnan

An aspiring film maker who thinks he is a profound genius & is quite modest abt it.Director of the 'What if Batman is from Chennai' sketch.

[Saikiran Kannan | 赛基兰坎南 @saikirankannan]

💡It's a pity that the production house released the poster without even putting in 10 minutes of effort!

My design is far better and more realistic...

Happy birthday, #Dada @SGanguly99

[Tushar Ramakrishnan @simblyme]

@udhavn @Uber_Chennai Also, with Uber One there is a 10-11% discount that doesn’t show for the drivers. And I tell them that amount comes from Uber and I can pay what shows for me. But yes, @Uber_Chennai @Uber_India , please do better in educating the drivers.

[Pawan Khera 🇮🇳 ಪವನ್ ಖೇರಾ @Pawankhera]

Dear Dharmendra Uncle,
@dpradhanbjp

Happy Birthday. You turn 57 today. We couldn't even reach half your age.

Yours,
Late Ritik Mishra
Late Anshika Pandey
Late Bhagyashree
Late Umesh Mali
Late Riya Kumari Thapa
Late Anukeerthana
Late Rima Begum
Late Siddharth Hegde
Late Pradeep Meghwal
Late Shivani Yadav
Late Renu Meena
Late Akansha
Late Kahan Patel
Late Maithili Sonwane

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Passport lets you travel from India.
Voter ID lets you vote in India.
PAN lets you pay taxes in India.
Aadhaar lets you reside in India.
You can have all four.
You can live here, travel, pay taxes and even vote.
But you still can't prove that you're a citizen of India.
What da?

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Modi's foreign trips follow a script:

1. Video of him boarding his plane
2. Arrival in foreign country
3. Watches dance by foreigners
4. Meets NRIs
5. NRI woman cries on meeting him
6. Muted videos of meeting officials
7. Gets an award he can't pronounce
8. Boards plane for next country
9. Loop to step 2

[Narundar @NarundarM]

PM Modi finished his short visit to India and returned abroad.

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

Tau hi, Kong hey, Zee Yong, Gu Kang, Kan Freng, Zu Chin, Wren Lu Yen, Tinag Zi, Du Min, Zong Gwing, Hey Huwang, Gau Yang

Remember who these people are, Navika?

[प्रणव @PranavaBhardwaj]

Nobody is asking you to bomb US back.

Nobody is asking you to put restrictions.

Nobody is asking you to initiate any kind of diplomatic reactions.

But as a Prime Minister it is shameful if you can’t even show grief for your citizens killed bombed by missile by a foreign navy.

This is not done.

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Before 2014, breaking an opposition party was considered unethical.

Buying opposition MLAs was called ‘horse-trading’.

We don't hear media shouting those terms anymore.

In fact, using ED/CBI/IT to blackmail opposition MLAs into joining BJP is now called ‘Chanakya Neeti.’

[Vijaita Singh @vijaita]

Excl: Ground reality vs official records: Census fieldwork is throwing up data that differ from govt records on open defecation free villages, use of cow dung cakes/kerosene/crop residue for cooking in urban areas despite LPG connection, no electricity. Enumerators asked to revisit and review the “data discrepancies”.I ✍️

https://t.co/1LaYwpiiED

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

महंगाई मानव मोदी का फिर से हमला।

पेट्रोल-डीज़ल के दाम किश्तों में बढ़ाते हैं - ताकि चुपके-चुपके आपकी जेब कटती रहे।

मैं महीनों से आर्थिक तूफान आने की बात कह रहा था। पर मोदी जी तब हमेशा की तरह चुनाव में व्यस्त थे - और चुनाव खत्म होते ही पेट्रोल-डीजल ₹8 महंगा कर दिया।

और, ये बढ़त होती ही जाएगी।

महंगाई मानव मोदी का एक ही काम है - चुनाव में वादे, और बाक़ी समय जनता की जेब पर वार।

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Dollar is rising.
Rupee is falling.
Excuses are changing.

[Sakshi Narula @mssakshinarula]

Photo of the decade.

[Vijaita Singh @vijaita]

The prime minister asks us to cut down on fuel, and does a road show himself. His vehicles run on water?

[Revathi @revathitweets]

IT TAKES A LOT TO BE REVATHI…!!!

While the whole country is celebrating the landmark judgement of death penalty for the NINE policemen in the Santhanakulam custodial torture and murder of Jeyaraj and Bennix, you should know about Revathi.

Revathi was a constable in Santhanakulam police station in 2020 when the gruesome incident took place. She was the key witness and the sole reason for all the arrogant officers getting punished today.

The police men involved in the brutality were all big men, Revathi was a small time constable. But she stood unperturbed.

When Magistrate Bharathidasan, who initially investigated this case, arrived at the Santhanakulam police station he had no clue that constable Revathi will help close the case.

"Sir, I will tell you everything, every detail, the truth that is being hidden. But I am the mother of two young girls... can you guarantee the safety of my children and my job?", she had asked the magistrate.

Revathi was on night duty when the cruel incident took place. She witnessed the brutality being inflicted on Jeyaraj and Bennix and narrated every single detail.

She told how SI Balakrishnan, inspector Sridhar and SI Ragukanes, kept beating the father and son with whatever they found, and how they also stomped on their private parts with their shoes.

She remembered their screams. She saw how the officers took pause only to sip alcohol while the victims withered in pain.

When the father and son were semi-conscious, unable to bear it, Revathi asked Jayaraj if he needed anything. She gave him coffee which the officials spilt it immediately.

Revathi couldn’t stand the brutality but being a woman constable there was only so much she could do. She then offered water to the victims.

The so called policemen then stripped Bennix naked, tied his hands and legs separately, and beat him up. They did the same to Jeyaraj. Revathi couldn’t bear the pain of their screams, she left the place.

According to the postmortem report, their entire back was skinned, iron rods were inserted and they bled from their rectums.

When the case was being discussed by the media, when even the CM of Tamil Nadu tried to brush it away, Revathi knew the truth.

The police officials, cleaned up the station of any DNA evidences, erased the CCTV footage and warned everyone to shut-up and not try to become heroes.

But Revathi didn’t just narrate the entire ordeal in exact detail…she even helped the investigating officials obtain other crucial information.

Despite everything being cleaned, Revathi gathered DNA of the victims in crevices of the walls and floors, on furniture and other objects.

She was questioned, threatened, intimidated, bribed and even abused. She stood by justice. She had to go against her colleagues for justice of comman man.

In the time when police force is often looked upon with reasonable suspicion, there are people in uniform like Revathi.

Today court could pronounce death sentence to nine police officers - only because one woman decided she will stand by truth!

Kudos to Revathi, an amazing woman and an absolutely fabulous police officer.

The world is a better place because of her courage.
Salute ma’am 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[Tushar Ramakrishnan @simblyme]

This CSK set-up goofed up in the mega auction and have a bad set of bowlers. We are cooked till the next mega auctions in this aspect. Right now it’s a young team and this is the time CSK is rebuilding. So need to be patient with this team and not expect much for the time being.

[Aswin @AswinTvm3]

BJP about Kerala since 2014

1. Called Kerala Somalia
2. Branded mallus anti nationals
3. Constantly spreading religious hatred
4. Called Kerala "mini Pakistan"
5. Financial blockade and withheld funds
6. Promoting propaganda like "Kerala Story"
7. Misusing temples for political opportunities (Sabarimala)
8. Misusing ED, IT and CBI for political revenge
9. Spreading Islamophobia and sabotaging Christmas celebrations
10. Hindi imposition
11. Censoring movies which mentions "Beef" and "Gujrat 2002"... more.

BJP does nothing good for Kerala. Do not vote for BJP!

[Shinjinee Majumder @shinjineemjmdr]

Here is the detailed Indian Express report that carried testimony of the boat-owner's family. Statements that directly challenge the extortion theory:

https://t.co/tO15RGC2Jn

[Tushar Ramakrishnan @simblyme]

@ANI Kochikese is the language spoken here.

[Abhinav A. Bindra OLY @Abhinav_Bindra]

Not every inspiring sporting story ends with a trophy. Over the last few days, Lakshya Sen has shown India what courage, resilience and belief truly look like. His run to another All England final, through extraordinary wins and immense physical pain, has been about far more than a result. He has reminded young India that greatness lies not only in winning, but in the honesty of effort, the dignity of the fight and the strength to keep believing. I am Proud of you, @lakshya_sen . Very, very proud.