simeon shepard chadwick

Compared to your scream the human dream doesn't mean shit to a tree

[simeon shepard chadwick @simcha1972]

@TimInHonolulu @GOP Telling Trump supporters they've lost my trust is what seems to shake them the most. But trust is a commodity we allow competent adults- by falling for Trump, they've proven they're anything but.

[simeon shepard chadwick @simcha1972]

@shrutithenaik Juicy, because why not

[simeon shepard chadwick @simcha1972]

@Astro_Eggcelent I once made an appointment for an abortion from a work phone, in between dealing with customers.

[simeon shepard chadwick @simcha1972]

@KoehlerChuc I'm guessing the cancer has something to do with it.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Did someone say Cheesecake Factory?

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

yes that is an age we were left alone

[simeon shepard chadwick @simcha1972]

@theashleyray If we're going to start concern trolling over kids in 25-year-old songs I'm out.

[Bulwark Clips @BulwarkClips]

John Legend: "When Vivek Ramaswamy hears of an indicted child abuser who fled the state rather than face charges, instead of siding with the victim, he takes the side of the abuser…Do we want a man with this sort of depraved moral compass to lead our state?"

[simeon shepard chadwick @simcha1972]

@VegasMike27 "We expect Rotor Rooter to have come and gone by the time you check out."

[simeon shepard chadwick @simcha1972]

@noplaceforsheep AI whining is the WORST

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

He's so close...

[Ryan Duff @ryancduff]

Right wing evangelicals when you tell them their illegal immigrant friend who overstayed his visa can't simply stay in the US because he's a "good guy"

[Kurt Bardella @kurtbardella]

#ThatsSick ... pretty much sums it up when it comes to @VivekGRamaswamy and the ilk standing behind him ...

New @ProjectLincoln #OHGov @amyactonoh

https://t.co/DG0m153WE4

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi:

"SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"

[simeon shepard chadwick @simcha1972]

@VeryBadLlama I love Siamese- they always have something to say.

[𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐊𝐨𝐦𝐬𝐚 🇪🇺🇵🇱🇺🇦 @Tweet4AnnaNAFO]

@atrupar He’s so perverted he can’t even say “manufacturing country” without his brain taking a detour through “cunt.”

[simeon shepard chadwick @simcha1972]

@peachnamedgizmo I love the actress who plays the horrifying old lady

[simeon shepard chadwick @simcha1972]

@smilebehappyOO1 Ice baths. Although they are fairly tortuous.

[simeon shepard chadwick @simcha1972]

@MarcoFoster_ @TheGoodLiars This is some flight of fancy

[simeon shepard chadwick @simcha1972]

@soupcanarchist In my babysitting days, I preferred BLW because spoon feeding is tedious; I preferred cleaning the floor. Also, babies are genuinely entertained by feeding themselves (one kid was eating noodles for a full hour). No reason to do it if it makes you nuts though.

[simeon shepard chadwick @simcha1972]

@PigeonFeatherz I've gotten better at resisting jumping in, because fighting with bots is just so silly, but they extend a surprising pull.