slotball un-enthusiast

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

so what if so many palestinian children have been killed that the death records are pages long before you even get out of the "under 1 yr old" section? mayim bialik's adult sons had to maybe see a shirt!

[arshia @arshia__]

seriously considering declaring today the worst day of my life

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Nobody is complaining loudly enough that Wikipedia is sometimes no longer even on the first page of google results. Like what the hell are we doing

[Becky Taylor-Gill @beckytaylorgill]

Reading my book at Anfield to appear nonchalant so that Virgil van Dijk sees me and brings me out of the crowd to ask me to be their new head coach

[DEI speedwagon🌹🇵🇸 〽️ NO on Prop 43 @uhshanti]

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread. And that's extremely cool, to me"

[james hawkins @james406]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"

[Niv @chikanlegpiece]

Are you okay? Okay…? Ok? Ok? Om Kapoor? Om Kapoor and I? We’re just good friends

[www.sidin.co @sidin]

The general Indian position seems to be that western media is correct about every country in the world except India. They are always wrong and biased about India. But everything else they are pucca 100% trustworthy.

[Pulkit Kochar @kocharpulkit]

you know which atif-alisha-pritam-irshad banger am thinking about

[slotball un-enthusiast @simcu_]

what is the state of my club man 😭 can’t even have a bad day in peace bc these 15 men show up every 3 days to make it worse

[ƿ🪷 @DuddWiser]

Worst decision in the history of text messages is to allow brands to contact us on WhatsApp. Zuck I hope you pay for this someday.

[Aishwarya | Free 🍉 @Aishworryyaa]

Do you’ll hate fun? Maqbool was not even the best Shakespeare adaptation by Vishal. Jab We Met was possibly Imtiaz’s career best. What is stopping you from choosing fun

[slotball un-enthusiast @simcu_]

who cares what would happen to him in real
life??? 😭 funniest fkn movie even the throwaway lines are absolute bangers

[π @nofaith3xists]

Munna Bhai M.B.B.S is literally about a sadak-chap Gunda who fakes a medical degree, threatens people, breaks rules and emotionally manipulates patients but we romanticized it coz of emotional bgm and that fuckinn Jaadu Ki Jhappi. In real life he'd be arrested, not celebrated.

[slotball un-enthusiast @simcu_]

PAANI

[slotball un-enthusiast @simcu_]

no way everyone was hyping superboys of malegaon ?? boring af

[slotball un-enthusiast @simcu_]

felt like a hospital playlist rewatch… i must be going through something

[Priyanka Sharma @iPriyanka_S]

"Kaam kahan hai?" is the bottomline of almost every conversation I've had with artistes from the Hindi film industry over the last few weeks. For Mid-Day, tried to find out about the driest spell of opportunities in #Bollywood in recent times. (A thread)
https://t.co/ZsarhEZ6Mm