Sim Dulai

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[soup🌱 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[turca snm @maestraricotera]

siempre me da mucha gracia esto pq a las únicas personas q me imagino haciendo estas actividades es a mis amigas lesbianas pelo de colores

[MD @SnoopDoogyDoog]

Having a mixed shawarma wrap for dinner

[beck @unrivaled]

love a little white on white crime i'll be watching this space

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Justin Bieber is on his Coachella set with a MacBook, performing whatever fans want to hear.

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

told my boyfriend I dreamt of Zohran Mamdani last night and he asked if our clothes were on

[Juanita @juanitagroisman]

En high school musical te pegaban un tiro por esto

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

see how gracefully you age when you eat lumpia? adobo? every single day

[intern @intern]

hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Your man on insta posting 6 pics to say goodbye to March

[Andrew Hart @AndrewHart]

me: can I save this as a PDF?
mac: no
me: no?
mac: no. but I can... print 😉. would you like me to print 😉?
me: ok 😉
mac: ok heres your pdf 😉

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

this is when you go get a diet coke

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

I was the security guard who yelled at the child. i acted of my own accord. my name is timothee chalamet and in my defense i thought that kid was a ballerina

[ponyboy @ponyboooooy]

watching a movie and seeing a gif i use on twitter

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

straight men do not love women they love eyeliner

[Hi fatty @sunsetdial]

me trying to impress the floor is lava trade

[jane ester @cosmug]

id be huffing and puffing that shit like crazy. race to the end. theres no way im letting some broad take half my fucking cigarette