Simon

[Simon @simfrizb]

I'm playing @acerider_game for iOS. Join me! http://t.co/4iwabWByMp

[Simon @simfrizb]

My girlfriend asked me why I was blowdrying my penis. Apparently "Heating up your dinner" wasn't a good answer.

[Simon @simfrizb]

You can't spell healthcare without THC.

[Simon @simfrizb]

Fred is a fag, ive got socks that are older and smarter than him #KAPlife

[Simon @simfrizb]

Here i sit on the shitter, giving birth to another kiewiter #topKAPbathroomgrafs

[Simon @simfrizb]

#undercover #sneaky

[Simon @simfrizb]

If I was a potato, I'd be a #baked potato.

[Simon @simfrizb]

4:20 toke o clock, followed by pip oclock if my plan works out

[Asto @Stongio]

@simfrizb criss t lousse en vacances

[Simon @simfrizb]

4am?? No problem. All day, everyday is the #BestTimeToSmokeWeed

[Simon @simfrizb]

There was a 4 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 87 died.

[Simon @simfrizb]

What do ducks smoke? Quack

[Simon @simfrizb]

If she smokes weed, she's probably a keeper.

[Simon @simfrizb]

I like my #Weed like I like my popcorn and watermelon... With no seeds.

[Simon @simfrizb]

#BackWhenIWasAKid everything you did was fun. Imagine if you were stoned.

[Simon @simfrizb]

#ThatMiniHeartAttackWhen you think you lost your #weed, but remember you just hid it in a completely random spot.

[Simon @simfrizb]

As a kid I was forced to eat my greens, now I voluntarily smoke them. #cantwaittogobackhome #chocolopeAAAwaitinginmasonjar

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

Anti drug people say that marijuana is more potent than ever....I am okay with this.

[Slone Neopol @slone_neopol]

@simfrizb j'aime les mouches, il me chantoullier

[Simon @simfrizb]

Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your dick isn't gonna suck itself. #Truth