Not competitive but you spent all of 2025 counter-programming every PPV until you realised it was making your mediocre shows look terrible in comparison
I’ll never forgive that fat fucking loser for absolutely completely dosing a table in 2 bottles of lighter fluid, and not waiting for it to dissipate giving me nearly 3rd degree burns on my body and not checking in once with me afterwards. Even laughed a little bit when I told him I was going to the hospital “you’re going to the hospital?” As the skin bubbled up on my body.
Matt Cardona on the other hand felt truly terrible checked in on me every day, and it wasn’t even his gimmick.