Simon Hannestad

sharing my thoughts and experiences 🇳🇴🇦🇷🇺🇸

[Simon Hannestad @simhan_official]

Bro is acting like the main character ever since he got a job…

[TEAM BEAST @TEAMBEASTW]

Once again, @TeamWangLang didn’t win.

[TeamWangLang @TeamWangLang]

@TEAMBEASTW Our financial advisor @simhan_official has done the calculations and has come to the conclusion that the following statement «Team Beast are the best» is false.
Can WangLang CFO @jonathaneeiksen confirm?

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Five years ago today, @LucasMoura7 scored THAT iconic #UCL semi-final hat-trick against Ajax 💫

Incredible 🤯

[Simon Hannestad @simhan_official]

Hater ruter. Det norske språket er for fattig til å uttrykke mitt hat.

[Simon Hannestad @simhan_official]

@Strava you guys need to add a DM feature to your app!

[Simon Hannestad @simhan_official]

Justice is closing in on Sully

[Simon Hannestad @simhan_official]

Sully’s days are numbered…

[Simon Hannestad @simhan_official]

Tror faen ikke det jeg ser. Byggearbeiderne responderer på tweeten min ved å stenge den andre Doktor Smiths vei holdeplassen idag.

[Simon Hannestad @simhan_official]

Herregud, kan byggearbeiderne som jobber på Doktor Smiths vei få fingern ut av rumpehullet sitt å bli ferdig. Går faen ikke an å jobbe saktere. Ikke lenge til jeg må ta saken i egne hender

[Simon Hannestad @simhan_official]

@jonathaneeiksen @FPellistri07 @ManUtd @ManUtd_Es 🤣

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@aleks_bakke @InvestInAssets Leak the guide

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Hvorfor faen er omregistreringsavgiften på kjøretøy så sykt dyr??

[Simon Hannestad @simhan_official]

Hva faen er galt med Gunerius, må være Skandinavias jævligste sted

[Simon Hannestad @simhan_official]

@stoknes_e On goooood

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@OutofContextXC That guy behind him was probably shocked

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@aleks_bakke Start investing early kids and you might be able to afford to spend 12$ on a piece of fish.

[Simon Hannestad @simhan_official]

«You» straight out robbed the fight club plot twist

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Everybody gangsta until they see this pt.2

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@jonathaneeiksen Almost got caught slippin on my way out of Sørkedalen today

[Simon Hannestad @simhan_official]

Everybody gangsta until they see one of these