Simran

I mostly just rant here

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Sci-hub giving you access to a paper is the only orgasm you need

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Maybe if someone kisses me on the forehead and then walks away I will finally start feeling something again

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Honestly I just don't go to the kitchen

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you could be fighting for your life and then have to talk to your roommate in the kitchen

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This tweet actually changed the weather y'all. We got a nice dramatic thunderstorm in Amsterdam yesterday and I got drenched and I'm happy

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The Dutch rain is as bland and boring as the Dutch food. No drama, no build up, no love, no rhythm.
Maybe I just miss home a tiny bit

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@slink_skink Before. The tears work as a cleanser

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The European summer is a prolonged event that has given me the summer zoomies but I have work so I will go sit in parks with my laptop

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Someone keeps trying to log into my account so y'all be careful if you get any weird* texts from me

*weirder than usual

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You ever feel intense rage and exhaustion simultaneously? Like you wanna throw a giant rock at a window but also have arthritis

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I am the manifestation of the false dichotomy that is a hoe and a hopeless romantic

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Gotta start saving money to pay a hit man. After all, someone's gotta kill me

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I am the green flag the world deserves

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@yoaadibro Am I the raccoon? Because I too look great in a bowtie

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Okay seriously question
Do you agree that people who say they don't take themselves too seriously are a raging red flag?

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The biggest breakfast scam

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@slink_skink Truly

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On most days I feel like Plath trying to gaslight herself into being a Mary Oliver

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@slink_skink Fren you are on your way to becoming my new favorite person

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Supernatural is not on prime anymore. What am I supposed to do with my only coping mechanism???????????????????

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Omw to gaslight myself into not freezing in this March snow storm

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Of course Twitter is my trauma dump. Therapy is for making your therapist laugh, duh