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Getting in the faster line is peak

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@gochomps you need a little breath mint somewhere in the packaging

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I can’t wait for sumo szn 🍊🍊🍊🍊

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New discovery: peak productivity is listening to Camp Rock and Hannah Montana.

@DisneyChannel

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Breakfast: Jalapeño @gochomps and a double espresso.

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Vibes

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Server is clearing the table next to me and they ALL left their pickles… is it weird if I ask to eat them?

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Non alcoholic white claws…you mean seltzer. Hard seltzers were created from seltzer? I’m confused.

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“Is the color of shoes I bought called top?”

“Huh…you mean TAUPE”

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Bathroom stalls that you can see your reflection in are so weird

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Listening to the @callherdaddy podcast at work is crazy nobody would ever know what’s being discussed in my AirPods.

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Noise cancelling AirPods work so well, the fire alarm went off today at work and I didn’t hear it.

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Lactose free cottage cheese is narsty

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Morning drive thoughts: why does the radio beep our choke and killer @jackharlow

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My enneagram test is calling me out

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Do you ever think of something and can’t remember if it was in a dream or not?

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Favorite activity: racing the gps home

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“I will shove a bitch off this bench if I have to. - Anna

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If I never got out of my pjs the whole day can I wear them to bed again?

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If I can’t deposit coins into my bank what is the point of coins?? Can we petition to just get rid of them!