Simi Naidu

Its a world full of wolves. - Allday

[Allday @alldaychubbyboy]

so let me get this straight, the #dontjudgechallenge teaches u not to judge some1 for being ugly.. in case they're secretly hot???? wOw deEp

[Allday @alldaychubbyboy]

Shout out to all the teenagers I have influenced into taking drugs

[Allday @alldaychubbyboy]

stop spreading lies and start spreading peanut butter on toast and bringing it to my room also a glass of apple juice wouldn't go astray

[Simi Naidu @simi_nx]

I wish my parents didnt waste money on making me.

[Simi Naidu @simi_nx]

Birthdays are the fucking stupidest days in the year i hate them

[Simi Naidu @simi_nx]

My stomach literally feels like a roundish bag of jelly how is this justice

[Simi Naidu @simi_nx]

@alldaychubbyboy okay so @caitlin_d_ literally just sent me your Instagram rap and it is the single most amazing thing ever made ever

[Simi Naidu @simi_nx]

I recommend the app #WordAcademy! Find the hidden words! http://t.co/OchyyqH6Ov

[Simi Naidu @simi_nx]

I recommend the app #WordAcademy! Find the hidden words! http://t.co/OchyyqH6Ov

[Tyde Levi @TydeLevi]

At least I made the effort

[Simi Naidu @simi_nx]

Hurting and lying to make others happy is so fucking easy that I almost feel ashamed

[Simi Naidu @simi_nx]

@emily006126 is dumb but she is my friend too

[👼🏼 @troyesivan]

rt if ur awake and think I should upload the video of my brothers and I setting fire to our backyard

[Fireflight Merch @FireflightMerch]

Retweet if you would wear this jumper? 😄👒

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Just found out that most figs contain a DEAD WASP. (they go in there to have babies then get trapped and the fig dissolves the wasp) 😨🐝

[Sticky Fingers @sti_fi]

What does @remikolawole have for Easter?
An Eggstacy Party.

[Simi Naidu @simi_nx]

I just went for the shittest run of my life. #effortwasnotpresentatall

[The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7]

Harry wasn't chosen for Ravenclaw because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the floor.

[👼🏼 @troyesivan]

im not into drugs but i would consider liquifying krispy kremes and injecting them directly into my veins

[Simi Naidu @simi_nx]

"@PointlessBlog: We've done it again!! #ThePointlessBook2 is #1 in the book charts!" #ThePointlessBook2