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[RETRO Live @RetroLiveNews]

"why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2009"

me in 2009:

[zion @zio_n]

my goal is to know everyone in the world i know a nigga who work at a meat store and can get me wagyu steaks at wholesale for 45% off

[Ovrkast. @ovrkast]

one of the best young nigga experiences was making NIKE ID shoes in the computer lab

[T 🧁 @sadxshawtty]

@k0kobeam Wingstop one of the most TRASH ass restaurant , right along with Arby’s and Burger King

[koko! @k0kobeam]

$16 down the drain.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass

[🦴🐾melodyx_o⚢🔫🐕💊#k9 @shonenknives]

Idk how niggas be deadbeat dads if i had a kid id have dat nigga wit me everywhere like a mmo summon

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

& scammers be so dumb . Since when the tollway people gotta iPhone 😭

[Bask @baskgod]

Where they taught you 10:89 at bruh

[Abdul Vibes @ab_chikaire]

The greatest scam is the world trying to convince men that it’s not an issue if your wife can’t cook.

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

That is my land until 3:00AM

[💡 @crystalbaee1]

Salmon good as fck I see why bears just grab them b tches out the river

[Wilko (Aoko is in FGO) @Kohnwilk]

Niggas saying this is character assassination as if Vegeta isn’t the biggest wife guy around LMAO.

[jade @WifexOfxAgony]

You ever listen to old Migos w tears in ur eyes bc that shit was historic

[attorney @aubreysattorney]

It’s been 4 days and I think it’s safe to say this song is an all-timer

[Main @mainmajin]

No grown ass man is picking strawberry over the other two

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

it’s kind of insane how every song on the show’s soundtrack is an absolute banger