Pimping, A lifestyle

1913♥️🇳🇬. Professional Sleeper.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Me and that one underwear that holds my pad very well:

[Pamzie @justttpam]

Just like that the weekend is over

[M.eilar 🪻 @Karugiii]

Effortlessly woke up at 6:00 a.m. again, on a Saturday. Something my body wouldn’t do from Monday to Friday https://t.co/FR3aA06PNw

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

“He let her use her surname”???
Helloooooo, get down.

[Buyi @zynnitta_true]

I think Law Roach is Tyler Perry

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

Nonchalant men will begin to vomit glass by 9:30pm today.

[v! @Vullety]

Every now and then I am reminded that wolverines are actually real animals and not just Huge Jackman

[Big MEKA💜🦅 @MekaWrights]

She was waiting for this moment 😭😭

[biskuvi @brokolia16]

eve misafir geldiği için sütyen takmak zorunda kalmak

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

See Dispatch Rider dem send make he go deliver food 🙆‍♂️😭😭

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Budgeting with clean money

[cici💛 @shezzzz_weird]

Omo I suffer that year, Christianity really be aging you. Carrying Holy Ghost on my head, na craze I Dey craze.

Was 15 in the first picture the second I’m 18 and atheist

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Gen Z nurses take over hospitals nationwide with a hilarious message for the public

[Tomii💜 @Tomi__juice]

“My ex used to cook for me”

Call am naw make she come cook for us

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

looking at my PTO hours and I’m at -24 hours

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

“You forgot about me”

Omo yes.

[Elio 🖤 @SageNroses_]

I love when a man tells me he wants to be more than friends because I could really use an assistant rn.

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

It's Friday
I'm not pregnant
I'm not begging a man to be nice to me
December is 3 months away
I'm not typing a paragraph to anybody's son begging for love
And pampers is not a part of my monthly budget
Life's good 🥂