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she/her

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

None of them want to live in the places they champion to the marks. Joe Rogan and Kill Tony had all of Texas to choose from and they picked the most liberal spot.

[micheal @godsb0y]

trying to practice speaking kindly to myself

[misa! @misak1nz]

when it feels like someone secretly hates you

[liangshikai @liangshikai1990]

@AmadeusBolshev Marxism is when you kill Zionists, rich people and social parasites and the more you kill the more Marxist it is.

[anux99🇲🇽☭ 𐕣 @anux99_elguero]

“Marxism is when you kill Zionist, rich people and social parasites and the more you kill the more Marxist it is”

[venus ☆ @biitemyhip]

cutting it up with people who DO NOT fuck with me at allll 😭😭😭😭😭

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[CASH @caymarjr]

mexicans would watch a snail
race if there was a snail from mexico competing

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

"who are you cheering for"
me anytime a colonized nation score against a colonizer country

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

"the end of the Left" and it's just a bunch of cucks celebrating a pedophile's 80th birthday

[Mia @love_____bug]

Love Island is like if Mr. Beast made porn

[omar 🌊 @orionscorpse]

my favorite part of the World Cup so far is all the Mexicans hanging out with other national fans and teaching them to say” que chingue su madre el america” 😂😂

[Solie @lily__pond]

I’m in a constant state of #Watdatmean

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[Madame Rusty @MadameRusty]

Whenever i flirt with someone my vision switches to third person and i look like this

[gabi | side eye @blaugranartista]

Brazilians have such a way with words