Altar Shrugged

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@_gar5 Sup

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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I don’t need you to tell me I’m pretty.
I need to fuck me to make me feel pretty. 😏😉😘

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Oh wow. The Portuguese guy I met last night was https://t.co/NX92t8kGJZ version of @catlintheanimal

The Portuguese guy wasn’t bad looking. It looked like they came from the same production line and there’s some manufacturing differences.

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Have you liked someone so much it hurts?
Yeah, here I go again falling for someone.
I just spent the last 5 days traveling with someone in Poland and Germany and we agreed to stay as friends going into the trip. I don’t think I could keep that promise. FUCK.

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@LeeDawsonPT I saw the film first without knowing it was you. I watched intently since the actor looked quite familiar and had the same name as you. It wasn’t until I watched the film the second time that it clicked that it was you @LeeDawsonPT!

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The ingredients are right to join the mile high club 😈🍆

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@tepokdion That lavatory is spacious

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I don’t think I totally blew it.
Shit, I really don’t know how he’s finding my social media accounts but he’s fucking good and found my dirty Snapchat
You know, the Snapchat for sexting

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Fuck I’m smitten
I’ve asked to see the world with him
Brisbane, Berlin, Singapore, Manila
The list goes on but these are the places I can spend time with him now

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What are you doing daw? *kilig*
Oh man, I met this boy on a flight to MauiHe was the FA and I was in 1A
We hit it off and conversation flowed
I didn’t get his number inflight
But Grindr came to the rescue
We cyber stalked each other
Texting nothings to keep the conversation going

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I’m smitten and in love and if this doesn’t work out, I’m cool being a crotchety old man.
But fuck, it’s been decades since I felt this alive.
JV got me good.

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@KEvansNunez Appreciate the update! Thank you!

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@tepokdion What kind of shitty behavior is that? You say please and thank you to the FAs. No excuses.

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@thepornbody Thanks for the good times!

I still have this huge crush on you

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What do you think about being “used” so that your partner can get off?

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Is it wrong that I get so turned on by guys who are vocally MAGA? Or vocally #letsgobrandon?

Can’t quite explain it but I kinda want this guy to shout “Let’s go Brandon!” when he reaches orgasm inside me.

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Creepy af. Please don’t message me if I’m within 1000ft of you

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When you’re having sex with a bisexual man and they exclaim “I love gay sex” in the middle of fucking in front of the mirror.