don simlett

roses are red violets are blue I'm still a Don I get more than you

[don simlett @simlettdon]

No means no (maybe)

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@MBucky1990

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@EmAtack In fairness, it was 4 and a half. DM me x

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Going to tell my kids, this was Shirley off eastenders !

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@AuntYeoman Get in ! First time I’ve been associated with anything above a 3/10 #whalewatcher #toadtamer

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Happy birthday to me,
When Erin’s in the shower il peep,
If i Get caught I don’t care,
Il say fuck off D !
#twentysixandstillinthemix

[don simlett @simlettdon]

When she says she only sleeps with illusionist’s #floatlikeabutterflyshaglikeabull

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When she ask’s “Guess my favourite position” #ReverseCowboy

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@Joe_Elsmore @_DanStan_ Goals and holes #ducklingDON #murphsmingemagnet

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When she says she’s fed up with being messed about and wants a keeper

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New weekend, same Simlett #slidingintoyourDMslike

[don simlett @simlettdon]

’’A IS FOR AGORAPHOBIC VIRGIN’’ https://t.co/JNTHW26GpP

[Ethan Simlett @EthanSimlett]

“A IS FOR ARROGATE! A IS FOR ABSOLUTE SUPERSTAR! A IS FOR ANOINTED!” https://t.co/AvwtB8CQ7a

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Bombers a virgin pass it on https://t.co/kTV8ep5T13

[Sean Bomber Bunting @SeanBunting]

I can’t drink for shit pass it on

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Love playing this game #TheFloorIsAnal #give&take

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When she says that elvis is top shagger #simlettsuedebeav

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@leighfarmstrong Thank you Leigh #lovelyandgood #trendysod

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@EthanSimlett14 When she messages to say she sent it to the wrong person but you've already been bragging on twitter

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When she says she goes for the athletic type #WimbleDONsimlett

[Ethan Simlett @EthanSimlett]

What sort of terrible bloke must you be to go on a Tinder date on the night of the Champions League final?

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R.I.P uncle buck