simm🖤

✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ variety streamer on Twitch | cyndaquil’s #1 fan | snoopy enjoyer | punk pop lover | your favorite shitposter ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

i wish all pokemon resellers a terrible day and that nobody shows up to their birthday party

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

No, Mr. President. The 2020 election that you lost was not "rigged" or "dirty," handing out $1.776 billion to violent insurrectionists is not a "good idea" & reporters who ask questions about your bogus claims are not "crooked."

You are a president, not a dictator. Act like it.

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

cyndaquul neo destiny card is now my grail, i must own one

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

@Moosefer iconic

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

@2plus2izfish chat, someone edit in snoopy rn

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

☀️😮‍💨

[ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ @DeFiTracer]

🚨 BREAKING:

🇺🇸 US SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM JUST SAID LIVE ON FOX NEWS:

"IF THE IRANIAN LEADER WON'T ACCEPT THE DEAL WE OFFERED, HE WILL BE DEAD."

SOMETHING EXTREMELY BAD IS HAPPENING...

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Absolute horror on MS Now. Expert General Mark Hertling explains that Pete Hegseth's order of "no quarter" literally means the US military is being told to take no prisoners and to "rape, pillage and plunder" Iran like the 17th century. Pure barbarism exposed!

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

paying over $4 for 4 tacos at jack in the box felt like a crime against humanity (me and other jack in the box taco enjoyers). i will take a voucher or sponsorship in exchange for another chance at forgiveness, a small price to pay for your biggest advocates support @JackBox

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

as the #1 advocate for @JackBox tacos in the world, i MUST publicly denounce the current pricing: 2 tacos for 1.99

2 for 1.29 was a laughable increase, but 1.99 is downright offensive compared to the 2 for 99cents humble beginnings
-on behalf of JackBox Taco lovers everywhere

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

my dog says hi, say hi back

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

gestapo gestapo gestapo kidnappers kidnappers kidnappers

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Greg Bovino is openly threatening free speech.

He says if you call federal agents “kidnappers” or “Gestapo,” there will be “consequences.”

That’s intimidation.

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

"...approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here."

This is the victim, holding a phone in his right hand before CBP assaults and murders him.
They're lying to you, spitting in the eye of everyone who can see.

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

i got a puppy for christmas!!!!!

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

why is his head so big and bald

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

merry christmas (eve)

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

@ShinProtoss this is soooo true actually and it was the last day of the preorder

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

preordered lilsimsies merch and after checkout found out we have to buy a new microwave, great timing

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

@Ratta_tatx why does that kinda look like me tho

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

@Nova_Moth0 yessss i gotta unlock inside out

[simm🖤 @simmbaquil]

what games are we playing this weekend yall