SIMMONS

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀〝 ᴏʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ʀɪɢʜᴛ, sᴜᴄᴋ ɪᴛ, ʙʟᴜᴇ! 〞

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⠀⠀⠀⠀〝 ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴀᴄʀɪғɪᴄᴇ ɢʀɪғ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, sɪʀ. 〞
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EVERYBODY SAW, GRIF

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SSSARGE WHT DO WE FUCKING DO

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WWHWWWHHAT. WHAT. WHAT .

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HAVE YOU EVEN ACTUALLY /LOOKED/ AT YOUR TEETH IN THE LAST SEVEN YEARS?????

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THAT'S. NOT HOW IT WORKS??

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[ Walks away, quietly. ]

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I'm going to just

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〝 My condolences to those overseeing the Red and Blue Freelance Simulations within Blood Gulch. 〞

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FINE, THEN I CALL DIBS ON YOURS

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[ Slowly walks up to Grif from behind, before hitting him with the end of his rifle. ]

THAT'S FOR MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH, YOU BITCH

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GRIF.

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Wait.

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Where's my toothbrush?

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Yes, sir!

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MASTER CHIEF?!

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No, I meant — Since when did we get a recuit, sir? An ODST, at that.

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WHAT