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Unbiased Homer takes that are always right. Leafs all day

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@NHLRumourReport So they’re all softer than baby shit, is what you’re saying

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@Jarska96 @KP2376 @ProducerDrew_ @PatHarroch No it’s quite literally the Hockey Hall of Fame. The IIHF having its own HoF is like the “Canadian Sports Hall of Fame”…it’s an institution for a recognition of a specific group of athletes. NHL is the best league, so if you dominate that then you’re probably in the HHoF

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@NylanderForHart @joeyferg @Senators Or Tchakuck Chair

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@WillyHomelander @marxistboxhead I’ll bet he spells Yale with a 6

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@Petey234178 @Simonleafs_

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@Petey234178 @Simonleafs_ I assure you, they wouldn’t

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@AdamZHerman Not a big “hockey” guy, I see

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@berezin_goal Like single handedly restock the cupboards level of overpay

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@landonice_ @CanadasLeafs Also, do Quebec City in the winter

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@Joe_McCoy12 I bet you’re one of those guys that says shit like “Leaf fans are crazy if they think they can get [fringe 4th liner] for anything less that a top pair D, proven prospect and a 1st rounder”

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@DYLAN_Mrw You’re right…they should probably keep everything exactly as it was last season. Or were you thinking that they trade the gum on the bottom of Chayka’s shoe for McDavid and Schaefer in a three way trade?

Because, like, either way I guess.

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@FreePeteyEP40 lol.

Lmao, even.

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@Leafslatest @DarrenDreger The fall of Dreger will be studied

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@Willy4Hart @tmlfaninvan

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@DXKTew1 @tmlfaninvan @wyshynski You think marner has any facial hair?

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Holy fuck 😂

[chabby4cappy 🍕 @Soucer23]

Not so funny when you’re the one being filmed crying cause you got ran through by a hockey team without consent now is it

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Fucking MASHED

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@smith_john1634 @elmo8834 @tmlfaninvan No one was high on Maccelli. We were hopeful at best.

[Kim Jong Bettman @KimJongBettman]

All this talk about the Conn Smythe being Mitch Marner’s to lose when Brett Howden literally risked prison time for committing perjury to get his team a true #1 goalie. Name another NHL player that’s done that? 13 goals and a +13 also isn’t too bad either

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@worldhockeyrpt lol stfu