simmo

I’m a boring get.

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@vulturetrades $SPY

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@PolitlcsUK Good riddance you pathetic weasel

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@StockOptions888 $RDDT

[SniperAlert @StockOptions888]

I’ve only seen this setup 1 time in 6 years 👀

I’m putting $250k in this SINGLE stock

Very similar to $RDDT that made millionaires

$300 → $300,000 overnight
$500 → $500,000 in a single day

This is the third time.
Rt +Comment “ $RDDT ” and I’ll send it.

(Must be following to DM)

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@OptionsBuffett Trade

[Blossom 🌸 @Suzzy0310]

A man at my dad's company retired after 41 years.
Quiet guy.
Never missed a day.
Nobody really knew him.
During his retirement speech he pulled out a folded piece of paper and said:
"I've carried this in my wallet since 1987."

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

This morning, a 65 year-old man woke up in the early hours and heard thieves in his garage.

He called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment.

The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer:
- it's about these thieves in my garage.
Don't bother coming anymore i’ve shot them.

After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances turned up,..... Thieves were obviously caught.

Police officers had a chat with the gentleman
Officer says - " You said you shot them! "
Gentlemen - " And you said you don't have a free police car "

Credit: Rudes On a roll

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@vulturetrades Join

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@OptionsBuffett Trade

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@TheJosePires Help me?

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

As you get older, you’ll realize that a $30,000 watch and a $30 watch both tell the same time.

A Gucci wallet and a Target wallet hold the same amount of money.

A $10,000,000 house and a $100,000 house host the same loneliness.

A Ford will also drive you as far as a Bentley.

True happiness is not found in materialistic things, it comes from the love and laughter found with each other.

Stay humble… the holes dug for us in the ground are all the same size.

[Football Tips @JamesMurphyTips]

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@ColinParryPeace You got this pal

[Karen 🙄 @cheesedoff3]

I get angry about feeding other people's kids while the useless parents shamelessly vape, have false nails, the latest phone, netflix and sky tv - and holidays abroad. These kids aren't going hungry through lack of funds, it's lack of parental responsibility

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@Keir_Starmer Don’t believe you me old fruit

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@vstarbanks 2-2

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@Matt_Pinner Finger myself