The Real Steve

[UMHB Football🏈 @CruFootball]

We say NATIONAL.

You say CHAMPIONS.

NATIONAL

[The Real Steve @Simmonds56]

Dad - "Was that a cop?"
Me - "yeah, definitely a cop"
Dad - "ehh it's okay, he can't catch me"
Stay safe everyone. 🦃

[WP Engine @wpengine]

"Before having a mustache I avoided scary alleyways. Now? I westside story them." #Movember in effect at WP Engine. https://t.co/KtAtvoTFbu

[Patrick McKenzie @patio11]

You say "identity theft", I say "a strangely socially acceptable discourse by which financial institutions shift fraud risk to consumers."

[Mr. Robot @whoismrrobot]

The world isn't ready for what comes next.

#MrRobot. season_2.0 premiere. 7.13.16. @USA_Network.

[The Real Steve @Simmonds56]

@Neens_7 you're the worst

[The Real Steve @Simmonds56]

@jessiemybestie Thank you! love you too. Can't wait for you to get back!

[The Real Steve @Simmonds56]

@Neens_7 Hi Neens

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

ME: I have good news & bad news
WIFE: Bad news first
M: The penguin pooped in the tub
W: We don't own a-
M: *smiling* And now the good news

[#LegendOfTarzan @legendoftarzan]

From the director of #HarryPotter and the Deathly Hallows, watch the exclusive new trailer for #LegendOfTarzan.
https://t.co/fbkSvNoIKS

[Kurt @kurt_waller]

RT if you can find my dog

[The Real Steve @Simmonds56]

shoutout to my dad for the acl outfit @ Austin City Limits Music Festival… https://t.co/7iE1BfIHYp

[Yoplait Yogurt @Yoplait]

Being A Man of Yogurt, I know how to keep a full tummy without ruining din-din. #ManofYogurt

[Baylee Mitchell @bayleejmitchell]

me @aclfestival this weekend

[The Real Steve @Simmonds56]

It's a Jon Bellion kind of day

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

My future kids are going to be like... http://t.co/lcdVtv0GPO

[Wesley Bailey @Wesbailey101]

[pastor speaking about bad relationships]

high school boy: "but she's hot!"

pastor: "hells hot!"

RT for an amen.