Rachael Simmons

LU | DE ➡️ VA ➡️ PA | Here I am, Send me

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

T-3 days till the wedding and I'm sitting alone in a nail salon pretending that I don't have a months of planning to do watching The Price is Right. #Responsibility

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

What do you do when your boss denies your 2 week notice 😂 #AskingForAFriend

[Celiac Problems @celiac_struggle]

Have you ever stared death right in the face....and lived? ☠️😅 #celiacproblems #wheat #gluten #RIPme

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

Woke up this morning to find that it is 2 degrees outside... I can't do this.

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

In unrelated news, does anyone know when @DairyQueen is open till???

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

Food I want to eat right now: ice cream.
Food in my house: spinach.

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

@caitlin_daqiao There are extra jewels for you in heaven

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

Being exhausted and having to wait till lights out to go to bed is legit the worst, I have no idea how my RAs did it every night

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

Campers saw my waiver at skyzone and saw my name on it: OH YOU GAVE THEM A FAKE NAME THATS HYSTERICAL
They legit think my real name is Zora

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

Friendly reminder that some people still have to work outside in this cold weather, be extra kind to them (they can't feel their feet) #psa

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

How many days is it acceptable to wear my base layer for before washing it? #AskingForAFriend #DontJudgeMe #ImCold

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

Is there a single #ShiftWorker out there that knows what day of the week it is??

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

@bobgoff if I wait at your picnic table on Tom Sawyer Island long enough, will you show up and become my best friend?

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

Pandora: I didn't sign up to listen to christmas music on ALL OF MY STATIONS. Stop 😭

[Nathan White @NPWhite717]

*sees Santa at the mall*

Me: " Homoousios or Homoiousios?"

Him: "What?"

Me: "You're not the real St. Nicholas."

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

Field of Dreams was only a 75% match on Netflix and now I'm questioning all of my life decisions

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

Driving sick is a lose lose situation. Do I drink to stay hydrated and just pee every 20 miles or do I not drink and cough up a lung?

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

Casual reminder: people want to be with their families today, let them, avoid going out and just stay home 😊

[Jamie Apody @JamieApody]

No Peters ✅ No Hicks ✅ No Sproles ✅ No KICKER ✅ No problem❗️ #FlyEaglesFly

[Rachael Simmons @simmons0144]

4 yo playing bubblegum in a dish @ Target: "How many pieces do you wish dad?!"
"72"
Well. That's one way to keep her busy 😂