Simmpee

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@OnceHuman_ my character keeps getting a screen notification saying that I’ve completed a journey like cutting a tree every time I log in and cut a new tree or drink water or etc. stuff I’ve already completed.

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I’m obsessed with @OnceHuman_ again. So I have that going for me, which is nice.

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I will forever regret not immediately saying “let me pack a bag and I’ll leave soon” when she said she wanted to watch the game with me and I should come to Montana

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Crap. I relaxed and a little pee came out. 1/2 mile away from home 💦

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I hate how often I take a decently long walk and how quickly into it I have to pee. I hate holding it back.

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I used Eco-Pro mode on my BMW 340i today on my way to work. I saved the equivalent of 1.6 miles worth of fuel. Wtf is the point.

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Women only. Question. Why. Is. It. Acceptable. For. You. To. Never. Reply. To. Any. Message. You. Don’t. Want. To. Reply. To? Which is often a lot of messages.

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It’s cold where she is tonight. I wish I could be there to keep her warm. I wonder if she ever wears my t-shirt or the promise ring 💍

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I thought I felt a disturbance in the force and she would reach out to me, but it must have been a false alarm. I haven’t heard from her at all.

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“I will come to you” is @hansonmusic ‘s best song! It’s a hill I am willing to die on.

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I sent this to my ex today:

Hey, I hope you’re happy, healthy, and safe 😊 if you do need anything I am always here for you. 💐

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The Snap score is the evilest thing I’ve seen in ages. Why the fuck would you make people display that to everyone? Pure evil @Snapchat

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I has a sad. I’m not interested in meeting anyone for anything other than friendship. My ADHD won’t let me fall for anyone anyway. Wanna be friends?

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She loves #lego too 💔

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Anyone interested in buying a Lego collection? City, Modular, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Technic, Ideas, GWPs? 300+ sets. Would like a single transaction. #lego

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I’m more than a little depressed right now

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I really want an Elder Scrolls 6 that has traditional Skyrim/Oblivion/Morrowind play and theme, but building styles of 7 Days to Die, The Forest, etc where you actually cut down trees/mine materials and design your building your way

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Hey @FunPimps I can’t be the first to say this: you should’ve stopped 7D2D at A20.7. I’ve tried newer versions and they don’t seem like the same game.

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I’m sad because I don’t know where we stand. I don’t know if we are in a relationship. I just need reassurance or a clear understanding of where we stand.

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I can’t help myself. I’m concerned about her wellbeing. She’s my best friend and I miss her. My days without her move so slowly. I built my world around her. I’m in love and always will be.