simmy 💗

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[27. @dimvji]

concerts will have you staring at the taller person in front of you wondering why they were born

[“paula” @paularambles]

you think you’ve mastered restaurant etiquette and then the waiter asks how you want your salmon cooked

[simmy 💗 @simmymfk]

Thank you for such a dope ass night in the Bay dude, the energy was felt the next morning for suureeee 🤩 @KiDCuDi

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[nish @reverendanisha]

why is ordering butter chicken as an indian person is lowkey so embarrassing

[skizzius maximus iii @SkizzyMars]

the love you give others finds its way back to you

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

NLE Choppa says he doesn’t think Spotify would still exist without music.

[Liz @lzreads]

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[cynth!a ☼ @deftoneussy]

it was revealed to me in an instagram follow suggestion

[THE BIGGEST. @kaee_1]

Fuck drinking like Mexican go WORK like one

[KOBE @itspikaaa]

After buying an electric car.. I don’t think I can ever go back to gas cars. The only maintenance I’ve done in the past 3 years is get new tires.

[lychee @smalldollla]

I’m Californian before I’m American

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Your man on insta posting 6 pics to say goodbye to April

[NaNa🌼✨ @sil_vee_yah]

*Opens Instagram*

“Everything Hallelujah…””

*Closes Instagram*

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

[𝒥anease @jjanease]

Not listening to MJ’s music for a good minute then coming back to it is so refreshing. That’s how you gotta do it.

[WHO IS LIL KAYLA @thereallilkayla]

Imagine hating me and I’m over here boohoo crying over Michael Jackson