simon baz 🏎

race me if you can. — dc ic rp for simon baz.

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

I'm not saying names or pointing fingers but... (i kid, you keep sharing your kid just like i'll keep sharing my nephew).

[Colleen Ballinger🎗 @ColleenB123]

no one:

me: MY BABY IS SO CUTE! HAVE YOU SEEN MY BABY? HERE’S A PHOTO OF MY BABY! DID YOU KNOW I HAD A BABY? HERE’S MORE PHOTOS OF MY BABY! I LOVE MY BABY! IM A MOM AND I HAVE A CUTE BABY!

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

@dawnofspeed yeah! sorry babe! was out of state for work, yk? missed you!

[Fozzie Bear @FozzieBear]

What do you call a greedy crab? A penny pincher! Ahhhhh! Don't be shellfish, laugh at this joke. #WockaWocka! 🦀

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

@hghbll 😱🥳 congrats! 🎉🎉 go get laid, flyboy

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

@hghbll who is he?

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

@hghbll icb our hal has a date :')

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

@DRJDBleu have fun, doc!

[Kermit the Frog @KermitTheFrog]

There's nothing better than making people smile, laugh, and sing along. And doing it with my best friend is a dream come true!

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

@dawnofspeed we'll pick when you're here 🥰😘

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

@hghbll so... you are going to disney with the fam?

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

@dawnofspeed some snacks if you want? we can finally get to binge watching

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

@dawnofspeed ive got the video for you. come over and i'll teach you how to make a proper pb&j with milk to boot

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

@dawnofspeed 😂 babe pls try it in some bread

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

@dawnofspeed but have you tried it in a sandwich?

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

@lastmanhunter now i know where @PacoRamone2 got it from

[simon baz 🏎 @simnbaz]

thought i'd try the challenge for a change ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn]

People always ask me, "Pepé, is it hard to be so wildly talented, brilliant, and interesting?" My response is always the same: Not when I'm this humble, okay.