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Staying upright one coffee at a time. beige sweaters are my favourite.

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@maxwykeham Unrelated but I’m reading something you wrote right now that made me laugh so much a couple of times that I had to abandon it and use an un-used Twitter account to find you and tell you you’ve made my day with the laughs.

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@LHissrich @marcjobst1 You’ll get there again 😊

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@joeybateyuk I took a mouthful of coffee just as the cupboard door came off. There is Fcuking spat out coffee EVERYWHERE now. Epic. There are actual tears running down my face.

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@RCArmitage @ChloeGMoretz @SusannahCahalan @netflix I just watched this last night - an incredible story and portrayal. Powerful and scary and one of the best things I've watched recently.

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@Blazespage I ... can't ... breathe! 😂😂😂

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@Blazespage Wee shite is looking a lot less wee!

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@Blazespage Please tell me you used them both, though? 😂

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Starting over #myfirsttweet