Simeon Dawes

The whole world can be ours. I only need two things - your submission and your obedience to my will!

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

There's a certain irony to me that Fahrenheit 451 - a book about the banning of books - should itself become a banned book.

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

Who’s read ANY of these books?

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

@F1MobileRacing 3 duels today,2 of which could be raced, the other was another uncontrollable farce, though this time I did have limited steering and use of the brakes. Still no timer, still no indication that it finished, still no points on the board.

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

@F1MobileRacing This is affecting at least 50% of my duels. No controls, no timer, no result when crossing the finish line and no idea whether the game will work correctly until a duel has begun.

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

@waivethesale @jimallthetime Little brown Richard the Thirds?

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

@waivethesale @jimallthetime Have a happy 1st bowel cancer test (my 3rd will be due next year)

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

@waivethesale @jimallthetime I was there on the first night, the show was filmed on the second. I was helping to take photos for Rick and still have my AAA pass with the 'photographer' sticker on it.

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

@waivethesale @jimallthetime Are you after a copy little bro?

[Bruce Montgomery @PresenterBruceM]

I have been out of the country for most of the last three weeks and was asked in Portugal and Germany why the UK seems so relaxed at having daily infection numbers that are higher than the rest of Europe put together. I didn’t know the answer.

https://t.co/9vdszPBVsm

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

@waivethesale @jimallthetime The Marble Arch mound has closed? Oh no. That's something I'll never get over.

[Theatre Workshop Coulsdon @TWCoulsdon]

And then there were... only six days to curtain up on our first performance on 31st July! Restricted numbers of tickets are available for all shows, and already some are nearing capacity. Order tickets online to avoid disappointment, as we won't be selling tickets on the door!

[Theatre Workshop Coulsdon @TWCoulsdon]

'And Then There Were None' opens on the 31st July. Book your tickets online now! No tickets will be sold at the performances so please purchase in advance to avoid disappointment!

https://t.co/xtquGG4Dvw

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

@PresenterBruceM Is that tomorrow's programme sorted then? Add in some Lew Lewis or at least, early Hot Rods singles too.

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

@rimbaudme @waivethesale @jimallthetime This one's got no arms...

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

Check out this job from Reigate & Banstead Borough Council https://t.co/99OMMJwBge

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

@waivethesale @jimallthetime We were also in France that day, sitting on the steps of Sacre Cour in Paris and attempting to make a pinhole camera from a business card. We noticed the same curious temperature drop and the absence of birdsong.

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

@prodnose We could say it would be our independence day...

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

@waivethesale Just that one has arrived so far. If another similar one turns up, I'll try and keep it until you and I can finish it off together 😃

[Simeon Dawes @simnkaff]

@waivethesale And yet that's just what happened to make it 29002 feet tall.