craig simpson

[Crafty Glass @craftyglassldn]

Realising that they removed a lot of Nick Mohammed’s reflections in this series of Taskmaster because he’s dressed as a vampire :) this show :) it is my everything :)

[craig simpson @simo4969]

@JamesGunn Would you like too see the future Guardians like in the comic's movie?

[craig simpson @simo4969]

@STVNews Was it written on his cock?

[craig simpson @simo4969]

@STVNews 'revealed' lol

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@Fifi_Scifi @SuzieSimpson3

[craig simpson @simo4969]

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[craig simpson @simo4969]

@NeilMackay It's not just a rich man's game, come up to Findhorn and see the hundreds of geese getting blasted from they sky. It's a free for all.

[craig simpson @simo4969]

@JamesGunn Bet the pixies gave you Hey for free

[craig simpson @simo4969]

@fryupinspector Delete: Hash brown
Mushrooms
Tomatoes
Potted beans
Insert: Potato scone
Haggis
Square sausage
Free flowing beans

[craig simpson @simo4969]

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[craig simpson @simo4969]

@YouGov Delete

Hash brown
Sausage
Toast
Mushrooms
Tomato

Insert
Square Sausage
Potato scone
Haggis
Fried Bread
Brown sauce.

Enjoy Englandshire

[craig simpson @simo4969]

@GBNEWS This man is a pure fanny. Night night.

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[craig simpson @simo4969]

@BBCRadio2 Elvis

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@JamesMelville Pixies- Debaser

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@taskmaster guess our animals yet?

[craig simpson @simo4969]

@AskPS_UK All lines busy lol.

[craig simpson @simo4969]

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