Spaghetti Bolshevik

tall and tan and young and lovely

[Spaghetti Bolshevik @simobutts]

Making a Seinfeld pop tart style movie but it's about Dr. Kellogg convincing American Protestants to get circumcized

[betty @strawbetty_]

(jimmy stewart eating box) well now … wow! this is really somethin’!

[MEHMOONICrave @themehmooni]

Much like Odysseus’ crew my friends often open a bag that blows us off course for many days

[Ali @haramcart]

only in brooklyn can you see swans, mountain goats, caribou, panda bear, grizzly bear, fleet foxes, arctic monkeys, and geese before you even get to the damn zoo 😭🦢

[agoraphobic hoesbleed @regulationxvx]

someone's vape fell out of their pocket at the straight edge show and i watched someone stomp it till broke

[🌕 BEN 🌑 @Benramine_]

à ce jour cette vidéo reste l’une des plus grandes vidéos de l’histoire, la haine gratuite comme ça jsjsjsjsjs

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Cuba import: cigars,Free Medicare, cure for cancer.

American import: guns, Transformer prequel, anddiarrhea.

[The Amazing World of GUMBO🦑 @hdnvllyrancheir]

me when i walk in on my non binary roommate jerking off

[Vashi Nedomansky, ACE @vashikoo]

Danny DeVito directed HOFFA in 1992 and casually dropped this batshit crazy, David Lynchian transition into the film.

[Jenna Maroney Shady Facts @rhoslcfan69]

How it feels watching early drag race

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

that moment when your hair falls out

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Everyone at Real Madrid welcoming Mbappe back

[Neil @irl_neil]

Wes Anderson ass mic set up

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

A greasy faced rapist, a homosexual Nazi, and a degenerate drug addict walked into a bar and the bartender said “Peter Thiel, what can I get for you?”

[Spaghetti Bolshevik @simobutts]

Simply: this expectation is unreasonable and not interested in the human condition

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

trying to get ppl to develop a serious and principled politic re: desirability is like pulling teeth lmao

[Spaghetti Bolshevik @simobutts]

*France

[victoria "nika" d.s. @njsilvadyne]

rooting for morocco bcus it's le "african" is leftslop btw. a true Principle Marxist Intellectual knows that the heart of the proletariat lies with England

[Spaghetti Bolshevik @simobutts]

The end result of all this is a costanza who is eminently less fuckable

[Chris Esplin @ChrisEsplin]

I raise you a mustache and a glp1

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Pete Campbell: Draper! Leaving already? This office is starting to look emptier than the Great American State Fair😏
Don Draper, booking an 11 am ticket for Minions and Monsters: I have to meet some important people

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Calling it “Cabo Verde” instead of Cape Verde

[losing dog bookie @qarnes]

guys in brooklyn like ok yeah lemme just grab my tiny shirt and enormous pants