Simon Ellis

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

Hating Mondays is now a thing of the past

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

@JBSmith1991 Yeeesss, as long as you don't mind getting completely addicted!

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

Saw Wolf of Wall Street today and now feel sort of inspired to become a rich, crazy arsehole...

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Done Deal - Mata confirms to Wayne Rooney via twitter DM that he is joining United!

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

Now have less than a fortnight left in.the UK. Make the most of me people

[BBC 606 @bbc606]

No sympathy from this Liverpool fan... https://t.co/H7XRCDuIYY [@archiebland]

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

Having an absolute shocker so far today

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

@thomashole @maxgammer Obviously I know that #TopBronie

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

@thomashole @maxgammer Sorry mate just felt you were digging me out about my 'my little pony' thing

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

@maxgammer @thomashole Was aimed at Tom, Notting Hill is a strong choice

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

@thomashole @maxgammer weak

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

"@guardian: Thailand protesters tighten Bangkok blockade http://t.co/nmHwXoEnSF" @maxgammer

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

Getting motivated for work knowing I finish at the end of the month is becoming more and more difficult

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

@Matthew_Reilly1 @greateranglia I wouldn't admit to owning this phone

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

@thomashole mate I'm awesome in that movie

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

One work day of 2014 down, nineteen to go ...

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

@thomashole incorrect

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

@mrdanwalker Blackburn's real mistake was they didn't actually replace him

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

People saying we're only playing the kids, Jarvis and Maiga have easily been the worst players on the pitch!! #WHUFC

[Simon Ellis @simon123ellis]

Still working through the Christmas cheese, sorry arteries