Simon Birch

District Manager ACF adult instructor, Massive Arsenal fan! All opinions are my own

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@bushontheradio Wasp … 🐝 striped wankers

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@USMNT I’m sure Trump can get the game replayed ..

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@MrDtAFC The odds on that happening were insane, in the future something will come out about betting scandals as there should have been at least 6 booked easily

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@ClarksonsFarm1 76 was 6 weeks of sun and fun, jumpers for goa posts and ice cream man, now it’s 3 days of madness and the worlds coming to an end

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@LeagueOne25 7/10 need to turn draws into wins

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Get better soon before the bastards tax you on being ill as well

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

🚨HEARTBREAKING BOMBSHELL FROM DIDDLY SQUAT: JEREMY CLARKSON REVEALS HE HAS CANCER 😢

In the final two episodes of Clarkson’s Farm Season 5, Jeremy Clarkson shares some truly devastating personal news.

Jeremy is in his office discussing the farm harvest with Charlie and Kaleb Cooper when he breaks off mid-sentence, leans back in his seat, and quietly reveals the devastating news: “I’ve got cancer.”​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

A stunned Kaleb asks where. Jeremy replies it’s not something he wants to detail publicly, but he’s known since May after a medical, followed by a biopsy. It’s aggressive but caught early. He hoped to finish the harvest before treatment, but it’s hitting right in the middle.

Kaleb wipes away tears and says: "Look after yourself, you go and do…if you need anything just ring."

Later, with the full team (including Lisa, Charlie and Gerald), he reflects on the tough year: starting with heart issues and ending with this.

In the closing moments, we see him back in a hospital bed:

“So we started season five with me in a hospital bed and we are at the end of season five and I’m back in a hospital bed. Some of the treatment has gone awry, let’s say, I'm going to be here for a little while. I'm nil by mouth, i dont know whats going to happen. If this is all successful I’ll see you for season six and if it isn’t I won’t. Take care everyone.”

It’s an incredibly raw, emotional watch from a man who’s usually full of bluster and humour.

Thoughts with you, Jezza. 💔

I’m sure you’ll pull through! 💪

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@TSpursfan From a team that’s never won the league on a colour TV 😂

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@mancityfever2 @nytimes Should have been deducted 60 points and relegated 2 years ago only league they would have won is division 2

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@Oye440 Rice

[Tom Canton @TomCantonMedia]

My goodness me. Chills.

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@Elkings01 Is yours Gold?

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@cityzenken_ Is yours Gold?

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@drsportsmedia If and buts don’t matter … goals count no matter how they are scored that’s the whole point of the game … idiots

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@thecityshack Thanks for reminding us …. 115 charges coming soon ..think we are unbearable now!

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@MediaSOI Live rent free in your head .. stay in you lane

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@solly61442 Next season will be the season you actually go down … only stayed up because West Ham screwed up trip to Newcastle .. Enjoy your staying up parade

[Simon Birch @simon1989Gooner]

@thecityshack 115 reasons why you shouldn’t even been chatting on here! Get back under your rock

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@footballconfid1 Embarrassing .. celebrating scraping staying on the prem 2 seasons running .. 😂

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@Merkostt Shows complete team