Simon Ellis

Designer. Photographer. Writer. サイモン・エリス 先生 求道館 剛柔流 空手道. “Imagine” (John Lennon). “Do nothing which is of no use” (Miyamoto Musashi).

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

It’s the train’s fault. 🤡

[Simon Ellis @simon_a_ellis]

@RebelsAnimal @waitrose They are not concerned individuals, they are utter tosspots, do you really think this sort of wasteful delinquency endears anyone to your cause?

[Melinda Richards 🇦🇺🇺🇸 @goodfoodgal]

Ooops… this interview definitely didn’t go as planned…

The climate cultists are going to hate this….

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Spotted in California: A limited edition hybrid Tesla 🤡

[Simon Ellis @simon_a_ellis]

The propaganda game is off the charts strong 🤬 we used to call it ‘summer’. Seasons have been rebranded. ‘Climate change will be back next summer’. It’s just fucked off for the autumn and winter for a bit, put its feet up. State of this headline 🤬🤬🤬

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

Yes. It’s called summer.

[Nike @Nike]

Sometimes all it takes to change the world is just being you. Thank you, Serena, for changing the game for so many. @serenawilliams

[Simon Ellis @simon_a_ellis]

Either the House of Commons security is as effective as a chocolate fire guard or this is completely staged

[GB News @GBNEWS]

Breaking: Extinction Rebellion protesters superglue hands to Speaker's chair inside House of Commons
https://t.co/kK1io7y4LO

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Twitter is wild. You can't say ANYTHING on here without someone being offended.

If you say you like dogs, someone will call you 'specist' and ask why you hate cats.

Then another will ask you to define 'dog', while another asks, 'source?', and another asks if you are a vet.😂

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

The fact that a random couple ran into Keanu Reeves in a hotel lobby, invited him to their wedding, and he put on a suit and joined is proof he really is The One.

[Simon Ellis @simon_a_ellis]

@JamesMelville 🤣🤣🤣 how fucking desperate are these stories and ‘studies’. Utter utter bollocks.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

He’s right.
https://t.co/edCqZ2E1zR

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

Devon and Cornwall police say public is "clogging up 999 phone lines" reporting neighbours for violating a hose pipe ban that doesn't even take effect until next week.

Pathetic, tattle-tale society amplified by snitch lockdown mentality. UK didn't used to be like this.

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

I’m 100% certain that 99% of racism now comes from the left.
Their constant drum beating about diversity (after they themselves have secured top paying public sector jobs) is driving a wedge between people who would get along fine if they just STFU.

[Simon Ellis @simon_a_ellis]

@benonwine Mothers Pride & Jesus to a Child/George Michael, The One I Love/David Gray, Always on My Mind/Elvis Presley, but particularly Willie Nelson’s version, All of the Stars & Supermarket Flowers/Ed Sheeran, The Drugs Don’t Work/The Verve, Tears in Heaven/Eric Clapton, God/John Lennon

[Simon Ellis @simon_a_ellis]

@GBNEWS

[Simon Ellis @simon_a_ellis]

@ClarkieThomson Many are to be fair