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[Tal✨they/them @talyaTheeEnby]

I just received $5! That puts me at $12 so far, can anyone match or exceed that contribution to my survival fund? It goes towards medications, my phone bill, and transportation.

[Akure Furniture Plug @hex_two_]

Please is there a body on here I can tag that help cancer patients get treatment at subsidized rate or crowdfund for them?

My sister needs help

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

Racheal needs a miracle, and together we can be that miracle. 💜

She’s currently battling End-Stage Kidney Disease and urgently requires a kidney transplant costing ₦40 million.

Please donate if you can. If you can’t, kindly repost. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 A single share could reach the person who changes her story.

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

We have not even rescued Oyo Students
We have not even rescued Borno Students
We have not even rescued Oyo Students
We have not even rescued Borno Students
We have not even rescued Oyo Students
We have not even rescued Borno Students
We have not even rescued Oyo Students
We have not even rescued Borno Students

[𝒴𝓋𝑜𝓃𝓃𝑒 𝓢𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 𝓹𝓵𝓾𝓰👟😌 @_E_vonn]

New Balance 740 “Marsh Green” 🍃

60,000 naira (41-45)
✨FREE DELIVERY NATIONWIDE✨

Pleaseeeeeee retweettttt🥹🙏🏾

[𝒴𝓋𝑜𝓃𝓃𝑒 𝓢𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 𝓹𝓵𝓾𝓰👟😌 @_E_vonn]

CPFM X Nike Air Force 1 Low "Flea and Sunshine"*♻️

63,000 naira (40-45)
✨FREE DELIVERY NATIONWIDE✨

pleaseeeee RETWEET🥹🙏🏾🤲🏽

[Utd© @KingFemi__]

Now United fans are saying Yoro is not a good player and that he is garbage.. No one dare say this kind of thing 6 months ago..
United fans opinion are so fickle, they listen too much to Goldbridge and the likes, so it’s hard for them to have an opinion of their own.

[Jannik Beginner @Wana____]

At the barbing salon.

Barber about to cut a kid. Asks his father what hairstyle he should cut for him.

Father says: "Ask him what he wants."

I shed a tear inside.

[Wydysta 🇳🇬🪡 @wydysta]

This babe go think say I no get salt for house, na me hide am, make I no die before my time.

[UtdDanMUFC__ @UtdDanMUFC__]

This fanbase will see both DAVID ORNSTEIN and Laurie Whitwell say that Rashford didn't start the process of him going to a new club, that the club tried to sell him before he ever did any interview, and ignore both of them just because they want to hate Rashford.

[𝒴𝓋𝑜𝓃𝓃𝑒 𝓢𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 𝓹𝓵𝓾𝓰👟😌 @_E_vonn]

Nike Air Jordan 4 Retro Wet Cement 🩶

60,000 naira (40-45)
✨FREE DELIVERY NATIONWIDE✨

Pleaseeeeeee retweettttt🥹🙏🏾

[Simon🧑‍💻 @simon_afude]

@Easyboy28 @_Tetsuxyz Network always good for AI 😭

[Kachii @badasskachii]

I’m so sick of Manchester United fans constantly twerking for rival players. Look obviously players like Mbappé, Yamal, Kane and Olise are clear of our attack right now. Nobody is denying that. But when it comes to those close, 50/50 player comparisons? How are you actively choosing another club's player over your own? What happened to good old-fashioned blind loyalty to the badge? Some of you act like neutral pundits instead of actual supporters

[Simon🧑‍💻 @simon_afude]

@Cole_palmerxtra @o_dahmey @LEGEND__UTD @akoza__ @Ace_Efil @Yourboyanartist What’s the best against Long Ball Counter

[Utd© @KingFemi__]

Fools think a player with Man United, Aston Villa and Barcelona on his football CV is a failed footballer.

A player with 8 trophies including a league title, European trophy and almost 200 goals and assist is not a failed footballer..

You are probably the failed person in your useless life.

Do you know what it means to play football at the levels of United and Barcelona? Pls stop disgracing your family members on the internet.

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

“Let us keep the relationship lowkey please”

Side chick:

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

My wife complains about constantly being sexually harassed at work….

I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office if she doesn’t like it

[Tomii 💅 @KennyOd541]

Please let’s not stop speaking out
Free our people @officialABAT

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[Eze Miracle @nolimitmiracle]

The last time I made enquiry on older cars