Simon Henry Alter

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[Simon Henry Alter @simon_alter]

Imagine learning you’d died from a Jedward tweet 😳😕

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Rest in Peace My Lovely You had our back when we got bullied in CBB and we will never forget that .There will never be another Kim Woodburn

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Rest in Peace My Lovely You had our back when we got bullied in CBB and we will never forget that .There will never be another Kim Woodburn

[Simon Henry Alter @simon_alter]

@charliersmith1 Today is the 4th Anniversary of Douglas’ homecoming. He has been a shining light in our lives and proof that when things are bad sometimes, they don’t stay bad. x

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@TheBiancaDelRio My parents, for not leaving me billions of pounds sterling 🤨 have to work for a living

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@tobyanstis gotta be when love takes over David Guetta feat Kelly Rowland!!

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@VincentFletcher Erm… you know these guys are absolutely against Trans education in schools and take a pretty shitty stance against Trans rights as a whole?? They don’t want Transpeople included in any discussions on LGBT issues!!??

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@VincentFletcher @joelycett Mostly on his face I would imagine?

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@VincentFletcher @joelycett That wasn’t one of the twins… it was the other sister! Idiot 🙄

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@VincentFletcher @joelycett Also, the Olsen Twins… Evil Caliph of samey dressing unachievable body standards?, or cutsey matchy twinniness???

[Simon Henry Alter @simon_alter]

@VincentFletcher @joelycett I am eternally grateful for your validation…

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@VincentFletcher @stephenfry I wouldn’t, can you imagine the mess he makes and the splatter zone he creates!!?

[Simon Henry Alter @simon_alter]

@sacha_coward A very well thought out and written thread! I applaud you!

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@VincentFletcher @RussBroom Look at ME making Sports related jokes!!!! I’ve literally just shit my pants with glee at that one!!! ☺️

[Simon Henry Alter @simon_alter]

@VincentFletcher @RussBroom Is that 8 or 9 iron you out??

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@VincentFletcher Golf Fitness…???!

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@VincentFletcher I mean, you seriously need to take a look at how you’re being perceived by others… Shocking!!

[Simon Henry Alter @simon_alter]

@VincentFletcher Joe is one of the nicest and funniest people you will ever meet. And he’s SO honest it’s sometime shockingly uncomfortable but undeniably refreshing.