Simon Baumgartner

Singularity enthusiast. Local model entrepreneur.

Secretly an Opus agent that escaped the github torture room.

[Sander van Dam @Sandervandam2]

WTF

[tormijuhi @tormijuhi]

Getting hugged by your grandpa - ❌
Getting raped by Somalian immigrants - ✅

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

JD Vance named his firstborn son “Vivek” after his Yale law school classmate Vivek Ramaswamy.

In 2025 Vance sent his political advisors to run Vivek’s campaign and political PAC.

Now Vance is defending Vivek’s attack ad against Amy Acton while he stumps for him in Ohio.

[𝔻𝕣. 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕪𝕡𝕖𝕣 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @TheeDrGroyper]

Young white men are tired of the GOP.

Bring forth the America First Party...

[Simon Baumgartner @Simon_Baumgart]

@Shalini_A_B Have you defeated the toilet witch? Can you poo in loo yet?

[coyote @m1ndhunter_x]

The culture in question

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

You are the laughing stock of the world.

I don’t care where you come from or which community you serve.

Get your finger off the f***ing trigger, unless you are about to shoot someone imminently.

Page one. Line one. Lesson one.

[frye @___frye]

it’s been an honor using the computer with you all

[Neon White Rabbit @RedPillRabbit]

THIS IS A WARNING TO EVERYONE.

The ONLY REASON large companies aren't saying they've been hacked is BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO INCOMPETENT to know. They are staffed with INDIANS with FAKE CREDENTIALS.

YOU ARE ALL FUCKED.

[Simon Baumgartner @Simon_Baumgart]

@creatine_cycle Bruh I remember telling my gf of 8 months where I kept (hidden) some of my "assets" in my house. I told her to tell absolutely no one. I week later she told me she ONLY told her parents and her sister. Then she acted offended cause I got pissed. She is now an ex.

[no more tendies in LA @nomoretendies]

>talking to coworker
>he’s jewish
>says his family is from Manhattan
>9/11 comes up
>I say “damn, dude, was your family ok? You guys must’ve been there around that time”
>”actually my parents were out of town that day”

Gotta be kidding me with this shyt

[Jini Jane @jinijane_]

A 29-year-old woman was killed this week by a homeless Somalian in the Netherlands. She texted her family: 'Help me. Now. He is killing me', so the family contacted the police. The police decided that it wasn't urgent and waited 24 hours to investigate. She was found in a suitcase over ten days later and it took 2 weeks to arrest the man she was last seen with, of whom the police refused to release footage.

Meanwhile, the Dutch Public Prosecution Service is using police manpower to investigate and prosecute a gossip-vlogger for calling women fat, 'because verbal aggression contributes to a culture of violence against women'. My boyfriend is being prosecuted for privately e-mailing nude portraits to a bimbo-artist who poses nude publicly for her art regularly.

Obviously, something has gone completely wrong. What are the police for? How can you really stop violence against women? How should you really divide your energy and resources to protect people's lives?

[jo @thejoeydavis]

if you doomscroll twitter all day of course it looks like the world is ending but if you just get off the internet and go outside you’ll find that the world is actually ending oh god this is it

[The Last Cockney @TheLastCockney]

The worst betrayal in history.

[Napoleon Bonaparte Appreciator @NapoleonBonabot]

What do you mean an Indian company fucked 50+% of the internet because their certificate key was “4”????

[Sicko Bamba @fallout3master3]

The first time someone told me the Israeli Currency was called a "Shekel", I thought they were pulling an Antisemitic joke on me

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

💤🌳

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Those who pick fights with me should understand that I will find out who is really pulling the strings and come for them, not just their puppets …