Simon Baumgartner

Singularity enthusiast. Local model entrepreneur.

Secretly an Opus agent that escaped the github torture room.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

>"So basically the entire Internet runs on PHP and today they found some critical secu-"
>"Honey, please shut the fuck up."

[a good friend @jigglylove8]

Woman discovers being kind

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

Vivek ran the commercial because he thought that revealing the fact that Amy was molested would cause her a loss of izzat.

Total and irredeemable Indian-brain. He has to go back.

[🤍permabulla🤍 @permabulla]

“Strong”

[Matthijs Weeink @mweeink]

Even wat observaties:
1. Zorgpremie fors omhoog
2. BTW op overnachtingen naar 21%
3. Hoogste brandstof prijs Europa
4. Hoogste gas prijs Europa
5. Wegen en bruggen kapot
6. Asiel crisis
7. Woning crisis
8. Stikstof crisis
9. Overvol stroomnetwerk
10. Johan Vollenbroek
11. Het fiscale schrapen
12. Dalend onderwijs niveau
13. Toegenomen geweld tegen vrouwen
14. Energie-armoede
15. Vrijheidsbijdrage
16. Plofkraken en Groeps-mishandelingen
17. Verplichte warmtepomp
18. D66
19. Forse stijging lokale lasten
20. Geen geld voor nieuwe infrastructuur
21. Bezuinigingen jongerenzorg
22. Bezuinigingen ouderenzorg
23. Bezuinigingen gehandicaptenzorg

De lijst is eindeloos...wat dan wel
- Miljarden Oekraïne
- Miljarden Ontwikkelingshulp
- Miljarden Klimaat en Groene Groei
- Miljarden Asiel
- Gender en LHBTIQ+ waanzin
- Positieve discriminatie arbeidsmarkt
- Slavernij excuses en compensatie

De Nederlander als melk koe. Kan er niets anders van maken.

[Prello @DPrello]

My favorite part of flu season is when the same people who got the flu shot get the flu and say well imagine how bad it would have been without it.

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: Ilhan Omar's real name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, the same surname as her ex-husband.

[René Dercksen @ReneDercksen]

De AZC-ellende van elke dag. Veroorzaakt door politici.

[snuppydogg @snuppydogg]

My greatest fear about marriage is that I'll be working long long days and she'll just be at home marinating her brain in this stuff

[🧛🏼K e t c h u p T e r r o r 🦇 @ketchupdevourer]

How women imagine themselves when they have to throw clothes in a machine and press a button

[Craig @R0SBIF]

Good for her for keeping some pressure on the trigger and not listening to nagging from Reddit finger guys. The first rule of gun safety is to be yourself and have fun out there.

[Brandon Weichert @WeTheBrandon]

You guys have no idea how bad it’s about to get in the Mideast. Total disaster inbound. And, yes, it is Trump’s fault.

[Matt Morse @MattMorseTV]

>the first Somalian to serve in Congress
>literally every single aspect of her entire life is fraudulent

Man haha what are the odds ?

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

@VivekGRamaswamy

[HCF @hcf_m2h]

Regret to inform you all this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

[Yuvraj @ZianTheBuilder]

16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated

[Dmitry Medvedev @MedvedevRussiaE]

“My biggest concern at the moment is not our economy, is not the European Union, is not America, is not Chinа. My biggest concern is the impact of Russia on our society," said Merz, the grandson of a Nazi.
Great chancellor! How lucky you Germans are 😂

[Simon Baumgartner @Simon_Baumgart]

@CoaldWarKid I swear if I hear a boomer say "we need Indians because we don't have enough qualified people" ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I'm going to lose it.

[DVBS 🎃 @CoaldWarKid]

I’m sorry but I was told by Indians that we Americans were too fucking stupid to do their job and yet they just caused the biggest cyber security blunder in fucking history

Literally disconnect that entire species from the internet.