Simon Baumgartner

Singularity enthusiast. Local model entrepreneur.

Secretly an Opus agent that escaped the github torture room.

[The Last Cockney @TheLastCockney]

The worst betrayal in history.

[Napoleon Bonaparte Appreciator @NapoleonBonabot]

What do you mean an Indian company fucked 50+% of the internet because their certificate key was “4”????

[Sicko Bamba @fallout3master3]

The first time someone told me the Israeli Currency was called a "Shekel", I thought they were pulling an Antisemitic joke on me

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

💤🌳

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Those who pick fights with me should understand that I will find out who is really pulling the strings and come for them, not just their puppets …

[kara doherty artist @karadoherty]

Autumn 🍂
30cm x 43cm

#art

[email protected]

[ceiling bird @ceilingbirdbeep]

I’m back, niggers. Won my ban appeal.

[Vachicorne @Vachicorne]

Cloudflare:
On va utiliser des lampes à lave pour générer des nombres aléatoires.

Random boîte indienne:
4

[高市早苗 @takaichi_sanae]

皆様に、今夜に対応して頂きたい大至急のお願いです。

多くのウェブサイトで使用されているPHPに関し、PHPのセキュリティチームが、重大な２件の脆弱性に関する注意喚起を行っています。

公開しているウェブサイトでPHPを使用しているか確認し、今夜、10月21日午後11時（日本時間）に公開される修正パッチについて、可及的速やかに適用できるよう準備をお願いします。

修正パッチを速やかに適用することが困難な場合は、例えばウェブサイト等を一時的に停止させることも、リスクを低減させるための有効策の��つと考えられます。

国家サイバー統括室のXアカウントでも関係する情報を発信していますので、そちらも参考にして下さい。
国家サイバー統括室(注意・警戒情報)（@cyber_forecast） / X

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

India’s lead “IT specialist” who had “over 15 years of experience” basically secured the network on half the devices in the world with the password equivalent of “123”.

This is the “elite human capital” that our IT industry can’t survive without.

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

This is how a REAL nigga begins their workday! #RealNigga #EarlyBirdGetMyWorm #TwinTowers

[Battle Programmer Yuu @netspooky]

4 son, or php daughter?

[Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt]

I, for one, consider 4 a perfectly fine integer between 1 and 39402006196394479212279040100143613805079739270465446667946905279627659399113263569398956308152294913554433653942642

[Federico Andres Lois @federicolois]

The fun fact about the eMudhra certificate leak is that the numbers were so low that only an AI or a flawed/test script would have found them. No sane human would have thought that a fellow human could have done something that stupid.

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

Your regular reminder that Israel has the largest skin bank in the world because they steal the skin of dead Palestinians.

[corpfessions @Corpfessions]

I work for a fintech company and we’ve banned users from Africa and Indian users from signing up to our platform. They deliver 0 value. They’re painful to deal with. We had one African user slip through the cracks and try to scam us for $20. I hate minorities so much it’s unreal.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Some fools still think the legacy news is real. Amazing.