Simon Cooper

not very good at this twitter thing...

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

@Ahhhhhnthony the juice doesn't lie...

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

@notfreshprince STAND UP, STAND UP, FOR THE SARACENS, STAND UP.

[meg @megsworld_]

am i the only person i know without a phone contract

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

pirlo, i bow down to your excellence.

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

nevermind.

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

please let balotelli sky it. please.

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

eventful night.

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

@TheGingeryOne @FL4ME0N @layinlover guys. shut up?

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

right. maths revision tommorow. to go in school uniform or not to go in school uniform?

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

it's all bloody happening at the moment.

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

anyone else want to be pizzorno right now or is it just me?

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

getting used to there being about ten people in each lesson now.

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

http://t.co/yDYIlFDn this is class.

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@Heeeeeenry_Fish @DirtyyOwlss @deloriendoors mate, hook heath has old men that stalk you.

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

Joey Barton you lucky bugger.

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so. many. indirect. tweets.

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

FERNANDO.

[Simon Cooper @simon_coops]

yeah yeah, ramires scored, woohoo. have fun defending messi with bosingwa as your centre back for 45 mins though, yeah?

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

I shall say only this about the football. Raul Mereiles is a quare lookin' fucker.