Simon Corrigan

Married, father of two, domestic god, DIY genius, with a love of power tools, real ale, steak, technology, and running

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

They've just invented a new way to stop environmental activists throwing paint over artwork

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

My trip down memory lane with adverts seem popular. This series of Spitfire beer ads would never make to the TV, they are so politically incorrect, having a dig at the Germans

"Downed all over Kent, just like the Luftwaffe" & "have the sunbeds. We're going to the bar."

[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@SurreyCouncil @AlPinkerton Hi Sally can you chase the Highways Team and see if they have had any response from Virgin Media? Also while they where carrying out the temporary repair why did they not make safe or repair the other road defects only a few metres away?

[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@SurreyCouncil - can I ask exactly what work was carried out as to the untrained eye it looks like sod all has been done.

[Dilpreet Grewal ☬ @DpreetG]

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[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@SurreyCouncil @eldkona @GBNEWS @SurreyPolice If you've got time and resources to remove flags I'm assuming all the roads in Surrey are now billiard table smooth and pothole free?

[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@SurreyCouncil @AlPinkerton Any update Sally?

[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@SurreyCouncil @AlPinkerton Any update @SurreyCouncil as it’s still not been repaired?

[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@SurreyCouncil @AlPinkerton Submitted for a third time under 3466040. A picture from today.

[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@SurreyCouncil So you are asking that I report the same defect a third time??? Report with reference no 3442272 has all the details and pictures attached why can’t this be used?

[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@SurreyCouncil The defect that needs repairing is this...

[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@SurreyCouncil So this is the defect you repaired. God only knows where the picture is taken..

[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@SurreyCouncil This is the defect that actually needs repairing....

[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@British_Airways Yes done all of that and still not working….

[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@British_Airways I'd like to spend some money with you but keep getting this on your website and as usual your app is down.

[G R I F T Y @GriftReport]

Hats off to the woman, she wasn't taking any shit from this vile little man who thought he could intimidate her!

Credit to: frenchseason on Insta

[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@SurreyCouncil Thought that would be the case. Can you advise why a defect has been marked as complete when it hasn’t been repaired?

[Simon Corrigan @simon_corrigan]

@SurreyCouncil Are you able to share that report?