Simon Hinton

Award winning infomercial whisperer. Two time Stevenage Open Champion. Today’s Tom Sawyer. Bee.

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@Cookieurch @MumbrianSpinner I have worked with Denise on a few occasions and she is great. I shared a bed with her just before Christmas, in fact!

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@jtothedbryant22 @chambleebrandel Must be a tricky time for you. Stay strong x

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@Luv_Xcuses Not understanding what NATO is, and what its function is.

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@johnsalazar08 @British_Airways @oliverbennett_ Clearly not always, John.

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@MrNegative33 @vincef1234 @AlanShipnuck Your world is a very strange world indeed.

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@IainDale my 12 year old daughter and I just took a tour of Parliament. She loved it! Any books you could recommend on the history of the Palace of Westminster? Thanks!

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Disgraceful 30% price increase from @Vimeo. Subscription renewal cancelled.

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@LBC goodness me does Victoria Atkinson breathe through her ears?

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@TimesRadio hello Cathy could you ask your guests if they have a plan? Many thanks.

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@TimesRadio that was 5 plans in one sentence. Good grief.

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@steve_ma88a @Lynne27150262 @bphillipsonMP Well it won’t happen so it’s immaterial.

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@AaronQuinn716 @LouStagner Yes

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@AaronQuinn716 @LouStagner The rules of golf already give relief from immovable objects. You are not being overly generous.

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@Matthew_Wright @LBC Congratulations Matthew! I always enjoy listening to you and am glad you are being made a regular fixture!

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@4golfonline My coach has me using a very similar drill to help cure a nasty case of the sh**ks.
It’s working really well and am hitting the ball straight and solid!

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@RickV500 @MyGolfSpy I am sure the tour pros are grateful for you advocating to make their lives a bit easier.

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@MisterWest77 @DrewRoss59 @MyGolfSpy Perhaps the odd gimme putt (match play) but the other examples are cheating. I take my golf and my handicap a bit more seriously than that.
But sure - you have a few cheeky mulligans and then score 45 points. Terrific stuff. 👍