Max Simon

Edward Norton is an overwhelmingly underrated actor you know.

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

@atdanbanoot ?

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

Shout out to my main man @EpigramMusic give em a follow

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

love all the gurney bestival photos

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

Bad checkered shirts are really fucking bad

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

You know you're in the business class lounge when the Hoover has a silencer on it

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

One of the biggest tragedies of modern times is the ubiquitous misuse of the semi-colon.

[Lydia Botters @MrLloydSpandex]

A woman just dropped a £10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?', so I turned it into wine. I bought wine.

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

Epiphany: Modest Mouse are incredible

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

@ReeceLunstone faggot

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

Not the sackville bagginses!

[Brian Butterfield @MrBButterfield]

Credible Hulk #Brazil #WorldCup2014

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

time to see what fargo is saying

[LionpulseSound @Lionpulse]

Carnival crew this year! @Bashy @bignarstie @DaddySkitz @Bugnum1 @younglion21 @KidsCompanyUK #Bristol #carnival #lionpulse

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

Dog-eared reebok classics look shit, not '90s vintage'

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

@rufusthesnake does what he wants

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

About to sit my third exam in three days. I would not wish this fate upon even my worst enemy.

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

@JamesFitzGibbo1 No worries, hope Heidegger doesn't do to you what he has done to so many before you...

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

@JamesFitzGibbo1 http://t.co/HIjYSUzXW0 makes philosophy revision more bearable, definitely worth 3:58 of procrastination

[Max Simon @simon_maxwells]

Philosophy exam in two days and I still Kant be bothered!

[The Independent @Independent]

Asda's 'wearable World Cup flag' has been criticised for looking like a KKK hood http://t.co/8xUu0bQZ4A