Simon Milligan

Solving problems every day..

[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

@metrotrains Sorry @metrotrains your new schedule is a big fail.
Wefo to Parliament used to be 17 mins direct. Now it’s 24 minutes with a 9 minute walk between platforms at State Library.

[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

@chasingscratch0 Great episode - particularly chuckled at the end with your pronunciation of Iron Brew

[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

@VicGovEPA Is the answer poo?

[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

Thanks @tommyemmanuel for an inspiring show..

[John Oberlin @OMGno2trump]

My vote for meme of the day.

[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

@aaronsmith Now if you had your own lane to yourself it would be perfect!

[cfa_updates @CFA_Updates]

After 21 days of firefighting efforts, the bushfire in the Grampians National Park is now contained 🥳 More than 76,000 hectares has burned. There is now no active or running fire, and the perimeter is within control lines 🔥

https://t.co/nvdVIHF4Jq

@FFMVic

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Dave Bautista on the fake masculinity of Trump and MAGA. 😅

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Grandpa reacts to a gummy
https://t.co/Tw83VTyp4N

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

This is the story of Britney Spears a dog I rescued in Thailand 2 years ago.

She had been used for fighting or possibly as a bait dog. She was dumped in the jungle with a padlock around her neck and with her 5 puppies.

Its not been easy but her story is beautiful (1/12)

[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

@MaribyrnongCC what’s going on at your #aquatic centre? Antiquated system wouldn’t allow me to upgrade my membership (and give you more money) until Wednesday - and staff stating the only way was to pay casual rates until then. #CustomerService sadly lacking!

[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

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[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

@jess_marnich @thyrafarmer The classic is a great swim - fast and with the current too.

[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

@jess_marnich @jodiem @AusBravo @Blakebrou2Marie @bacifarfalla @MichaelJRay4 @westius @Hef0909 @glistenrr @misguidedjenni @swright1959 @Rosspipesy The timing isn’t great - the day after the Portsea Classic!

[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

Same distance as the cup but in the ocean - choppy conditions made it tough going!

[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

@louiseadler @Qantas Middle seat is entitled to two arm rests. Aisle gets one and extra legroom. Window gets one arm rest and the window.

[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

Slight improvement from last year’s one hour challenge…

[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

Nice cover by the Folk Bitch Trio tonight!

[Simon Milligan @simon_milligan]

Had to use Pythagoras’ Theorem today…. Should probably get I touch with my maths teachers to apologise for complaining about having to learn it…