Simon

spiral out. keep going. spiral out. keep going. spiral out. keep going.

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@WhiteStarPrime @NicNicNZ Oh yeah to say that was a massively unfortunate coincidence would be an enormous understatement. Just got back on line after 6 hour drive. Horrific.

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Fuck you Otaki and your crappy shops and shittier traffic situation. Should be carpet bombed into oblivion.

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And I’m going to add Saddle Road to the same list. Fucking traffic jams.

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@NZTAWgtn Pity the smart motorway signs couldn’t inform drivers....?

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@disasterartiste Living the dream

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@GlennPocknall Congratulations Glenn. The result of lot of hard work and graft no doubt! Well deserved.

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@shortflyslip (As a cyclist,) I’m comforted by the fact there are idiots in every facet of life, cyclists, drivers and pedestrians alike.

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@shortflyslip @KloppGoff I recall Gav Larsen cracking 90mph supposedly at the 99 CWC in UK!

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@KloppGoff @shortflyslip I think Doull explained it one time. Or I might be imagining that.

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@KloppGoff @shortflyslip Aussie speed ball is reporting of fastest of three readings - NZ is middle reading? He might be high 150s in Aussie...?

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@aotearoaxi @Jacky_Braid Second this. We’ve got one and I love it. Not hard to pick up the skills to make great coffee, and can get on 50% off special at Briscoes

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@DeneOlive1 @scottbstyris

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Including a self admitted cheat in your test team of the year? Ridiculous.

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Who else made the cut for our Test team of the year? Click below to check out the XI 👇

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@Sportsfreakconz Any truth to the commentator claims that he can bat? 10 years ago he’d be a shoo in #shadesofkerrywalmsley

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@nzewok @edge_declan The players constantly getting in the face of referees is one of the biggest blights on the game. That must be, what, social football and they’re acting like that?

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@KloppGoff I’m a casual fan, but love live sport. But there’s no way I’m going to a kick off at 7:30pm, would rather kid friendly time so we can go as a family

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@shortflyslip That’s the way I was taught to player umpire. Something to do with being able to see stumps being broken rather than being blocked by fielder at stumps. Irrelevant now with replays etc tho

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FYM447 S of Eketehuna. Lacks basic handling skills sitting on or over centre line with traffic approaching. Protip: driving is easier when you actually watch the road, not your passenger or out you window. #nameandshame18 #roadsafety

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@shortflyslip @BLACKCAPS Which ignores the question: are we hear to watch test cricket and listen to music...? #barhumbug

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@BLACKCAPS great atmosphere at the Basin, but is it absolutely necessary to have the music on so very loud? As a parent of little kids they don’t enjoy the volume. #cricket #nz #wellington