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[simon @simon_robbo42]

@MrBics Take me back

[Maximus D. Meridius @Most_Maximus1]

@TaraBull808 End of story!!

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Better to go down as a hero than stay afloat as a fucking pussy.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You really feel that bass

[King Mitch @MitchsDiary]

You know how some people brag about quitting smoking cold turkey?

Well I just picked it up hot turkey. Straight into addiction.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

this is gayer than having sex with a man

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

First ever post made just by thinking, using the @Neuralnk Telepathy device!

[Noland Arbaugh @ModdedQuad]

Twitter banned me because they thought I was a bot, @X and @elonmusk reinstated me because I am.

[JFK. @JayKelly00]

Know this guy very well, proper sound guy who's always doing stuff for his half brother.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Teach a people to hate themselves and their history and they are defenseless against mind viruses.

They can be reprogrammed with ease.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

If they ever kill me the exact offer I was given to become a Satanist and sell my soul will be published.

Once I reached global fame I was offered eternal protection and riches and fame if I changed teams.

I refused and was put in jail.

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[simon @simon_robbo42]

@clarkecfc97 You fucking idiot

[simon @simon_robbo42]

I’m back

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

My 2 and a half year old daughter likes kicking soccer balls and her favourite toy is a green dinosaur transformer.

Americans, when is the correct time to change her name, style of clothing and inject her with hormone altering drugs that will prevent her ever having children? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

When I was 8 years old.

A couple of 10-year-olds used to bully me on the school bus.

One day I started crying to my dad saying I didn’t want to get the bus.

I told him why.

He sat, drinking whiskey and playing chess at 9 am.

Didn’t even look at me cry.

He replied…