Simon Round

Cook, runner, tea-maker, writer, very good at accents

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@cptcrunch84 @historyvidos Imagine playing 90 minutes at 7,000 feet above sea level and you might be able to understand a bit better.

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@NachumZvi Most of 10cc

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@JarvKell @spikedonline Israel, and every other state in the Middle East for that matter, is going nowhere no matter how much you fantasise about it. Peace will come when Iran decides to make peace with it's neighbours.

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@Gabriel_Pogrund Really sorry to hear this Daniel. Get well soon.

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@DTReevesy @CFCPys If you've ever tried to buy a ticket for a Prem game at Stamford Bridge, (which is impossible) you'll realise that we need a much bigger stadium.

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@England @Anderson_Viv Paul Reaney, who was mixed race, won an England cap 10 years before Anderson in 1968 but for some reason never seems to get a mention.

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@Rj4Truth34585 @HamasAtrocities There were just over half a million Jews in British mandatory Palestine in 1934 and about 750,000 Arabs.

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@dadiani_george @antisemitism @CSaltroad1 @Morrisons This was a box of matzo made in the UK for UK Jews to celebrate the holiday of Passover. Why is it of interest to pro-Palestinians?

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@GaryLineker Just Israel or are there other countries deserving of a ban?

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@Jacxdad3376 @GaryLineker Which other nations would you put on this list?

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@Slmang06 @morellifit Plant-based and keto aren't mutually exclusive. The key is to keep glucose through carbs and sugars at a very low level in the body to inhibit the growth of cancer cells.

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@maxrushden @bglendenning I'm not sure this was a clear and obvious mistake so shouldn't have been referred.

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@CFC_Janty Banksy

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@andy_murray @ndabrams @kaihavertz29 He won the Champions League for Chelsea. Arsenal might win it one day, you never know.

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@nocontextfooty Beckham goes. He was a very decent player with excellent PR.

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They may have lost the tie but Brighton win the war of insults.

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Brighton fans respond to the rude banner about the Queen displayed by Roma fans last week with terrace humour reply of ultimate insult to an Italian “Totti loves pineapple on pizza”

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For those who are unsure if antisemitism is still a thing, just read the comments.

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Powerful.

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@MoanjamSaint @PaulEmbery That's exactly as it was broadcast.

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@Cogmeister1 @bbcnickrobinson Could you possibly show me the bit where Nick endorses Israel's policies?

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@Daniel_Sugarman I would also add Sidney Kentridge who defended Nelson Mandela, Desmond Tutu and Albert Luthuli. He also acted for the family of Stephen Biko at the inquest after his death in police custody.