Melancholic

Phlegmatic

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Kenyans Need to be serious

[𝐆𝐁𝐄𝐌𝐙𝐘 🄶 @gbemzy_]

...@Arsenal 😁

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Busia Senator Okiya Omtatah insists that the International Monetary Fund (IMF) cannot run away from Sh13 trillion allegedly borrowed by Kenya, and which is at the heart of a court case questioning how the money was spent.

Omtata argues that the immunity granted to the global lender does not extend to an illegality or a crime committed on Kenyan soil.
https://t.co/MSLH4NhiL1

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

If you are stressed and you are in Kenya basi uko Na shida kubwa Sana. Because how 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Mayor @themayor_ke]

If this is you, please paste. You have made my day. Watch this lady sing "If I were WANTAM song"😂😂😂😂😂

[Mwai, MBS. @IanJamesMwaiK]

Tunangoja Elections… Tumtoe Siaka . Uzuri ni Mkale mbio haiwezi mshinda 🤣🤣🤣

[sam @Samk372]

Tungesikizaa huyu tugee pona

[Michael Wafula 🇰🇪 @Michaelzewaff]

@vinguard254 Bullcrap, if you know the history of kenya as you claim, where did the massacre happen?

[254 X Moxie @McTyse]

@vinguard254 This is nonsense and ethnic profiling. Big F you T Mwangi peleka parable zako na huko kwenu.

[MaragaOmtatahSifuna2027🇰🇪 @b_kigo]

@vinguard254 Ujinga mtupu!!! What bladfuckry is this FFS?? This guy just wanted to repeat Kamothos words and call lunjes watchmen and cooks.
Hii ujinga iko siku itaisha!!
Umbwa yeye

[CR @ragkais]

@citizentvkenya When govt spends Kshs 1 billion, the economy earns more than that in tourism. Think airtickets, hotel, cargo, insurance, entertainment, fuel etc

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Update on the Odious Debts Petition

Today, the matter has been adjourned to 28th April 2026. The IMF is pleading immunity. However it must be clear that immunity does not justify impunity.

We remain steadfast in the fight to free our country from the stranglehold of Odious Debts. The Bretton-Woods framework may shield IMF from judicial processes unless they waive immunity, but justice cannot be silenced by technicalities.

This struggle is about dignity, sovereignty, and the right of our people to live free from illegitimate burdens. #DeniBandia #JusticeForKenya #OdiousDebts #ReKe

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

The President Is Out of Order.
The Office of the Auditor General is a constitutional office, not a department of State House. Dismissing a report that questions the loss of KES 50 billion from SHA undermines the Constitution itself.
KES 50 billion is not a clerical error. It is public money collected from the sweat of Kenyans.
To brush aside such findings insults every Kenyan who struggles to access healthcare while public resources disappear.
You cannot swear to protect the Constitution on Tuesday and tear it up on Wednesday because the truth hurts.

[Peter Ochokolo @ochokolo_p67861]

@ouma_neko 👇👇

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

Copied;
Bibi ya Ng'eno. Ngong alioa 2018 akiwa na 46 years juu niliona alizaliwa 1972. My dad alizaliwa 1971 so he's older na mwaka mmoja. Meaning Ngong Ng'eno ni kama babangu if we round off to the nearest miaka. Hiyo si point ata!

Point nieti Ngong Ng'eno amenipea motivation ingine noma sana. Juu saaii nko 36, that means nko na 10 years to marry. Alhamdullah!... nilikua naona kama nimechelewa kumbe nko idhaa mbaya!

Sasa juu nataka bibi exactly kama huyu wa Ng'eno, itabidi nijitume niwe millionaire kama yeye by the time nko 46. Hapo mambo ni vulai.

Thank you Hon Johanna Ng'eno Kipyegon...May your soul rest in peace.

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

Ayatollah Khamedeni.

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Hi, @DonaldTrump .

Iran has just installed a new supreme leader, Ayatollah Maheni

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

"mimi ndio wamenimaliza kabisa, imagine anauliwa na nilishaweka down payment ya KES 500 million"

[Melancholic @simon_skywalker]

@Arsenal that defence needs some work.they should be serious. well done 👏